this episode was quite messy bc ranked was down today along with 3 champions being disabled, fortunately none of them being in the cast. i wish annie, mordekaiser, and qiyana a speedy recovery.
anywhom, if i call your name, please step forward:
Lux
Brand
Bard
Taliyah
Ornn
Twitch
...you six are the tops and bottoms of the week. the rest of you are safe
lux (defeat): i made a mistake by picking dark harvest this time instead of summon aery or aftershock. needless to say, it was a complete disaster. on top of doing no damage i was missing every skillshot, and literally all of lux's abilities are skillshots. i couldnt even hit the W shield on my adc when they were about to die. also, total sidenote, my adc flamed me for "not engaging" on the enemy adc but as she was complaining, me and kha'zix were getting 1v2ed by the xin zhao right next to her and she just walked by. literally walked past bc she was too busy complaining. i fumed.
brand (victory): the superior dark harvest full AP support. brand honestly is just so powerful. his burn makes it so easy to proc dark harvest. i was nuking hoes left and right even tho my manaflow band was glitched and not giving me bonus mana for some reason, but i guess im happy it wasnt my keystone rune that wasnt working *camera pans to taliyah* but anyways.
bard (defeat): this was a really tough game. my adc was ok, i dont want to fully blame him bc he was chiller than sivir, but even in the brand game it seems like i set up so many kills for my adc but they opt instead to make sure they last hit every single caster minion. like im glad you're farming but cmon. i had a great bard game last episode but he's agonizing to play from behind. teammates feeding and i do no damage bc i cant collect chimes, and when i do collect the chimes i come back 5 levels behind the worst player on the enemy team.
taliyah (victory): so this game was interesting...i was matched against a 5 person premade and they did a full support team comp with all 4 hook champions and lux. and all game they roamed as 5 and chain cced people til they died. i wasted a lot of my time early on trying to help my laners out and i lost a lot of time where i couldve been farming. like i understand it was probably just 5 friends tryna troll with a cheesy team comp, but you literally got stomped bc u do no damage. and it wasnt fun to play against a team where getitng hooked once spelled death. so it literally just sucked the fun out of the game for everyone. like, bravo? but w.e ill take the W. (ALSO, MY ELECTORCUTE KEYSTONE NEVER WENT OFF ALL GAME EVEN THO I SHOUKDVE PROCED IT MULTIPLE TIMES. BUT AGAIN W.E ILL TAKE THE W)
ornn (victory): what a king... i was honestly ready to lose bc i was laning against teemo but i curb stomped that dumbass bitch. it honestly gives me such great pleasure playing weird unorthodox champions who are virtually nonexistent in low elo and obliterating the game anyway. like i literally went 7/1 with a tank. full ap amumu WHO?
twitch (victory): nothing much to say about this one, the game ended before i could really come online as a damage threat. all of my teammates destroyed their lane opponents while i got 1v1ed by a yuumi. i still did ok tho, it was mostly cuz of my mastery 7 leona. again, the game ended before i hit my power spike but i still think i did relatively well with him. i was expecting to flop.
alright, i have made my decision.
taliyah, you're safe
ornn, you melted the competition despite all odds. you're safe
brand, though others among you scorched their foes, you were truly on fire in that bottom lane. condragulations my dear, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
twitch... you're safe.
that means you, lux, and you, bard, are in the bottom 2 this week.
lux, bard, this is your last chance to impress me and save your nexus from explosion. good luck, and dont fuck it up!
lipsync: luxmix
*lux twerks and lip syncs the song in perfect synchronicity*
*bard covers his mouth and spins a lot cuz he didnt study the lyrics*
i have made my decision.
luxanna crownguard, shantay you stay. you may join the other champions.
bard, your magical journey here is ending, but you will always be a cosmic queen. now, sashay away.
12 champions remain.
who do you think will be eliminated next? who are you rooting for? who do you predict will become my next main?
