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Mama Zu's Find My New League Main Ep. 1

Jul 16, 2019 by Zuelke
I DID NOT COME UP WITH THIS.  I STOLE THIS IDEA FROM DONAAM.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/132B2ywNCKpTtohFF8cU3HfvrVPP11YY0QUPHy0zbLXA (DONT CLICK IF YOU WANT TO READ THE EPISODE FIRST)

if i call your name, please step forward
Karma
Lux
Warwick
Bard
Taliyah
Zoe
Fizz

you are the tops and bottoms of the week.  the rest of you are safe.

*critiques*

karma (defeat) - out of the 3 supports i played, she proved to be the lamest one.  i actually had the highest expectations for her bc i enjoy playing her in aram.  but her poke is probably the hardest to land.  also i like when i reach level 6 on champions cuz then i get an iconic ultimate, but karma starts out with hers so it feels like im missing out.  not to mention her ult is really unreliable.

lux (victory) - i thought it was doing bad at first but then all of a sudden i was slaying with her.  cuz when i started i forgot to put on my elementalist skin so i was like, virginia, where's the color?  also i didnt take aftershock which seems like the meta rn.  but then after i finished my sightstone i started building ap and was sniping and ksing hoes with my ult left and right.  a queen

warwick (victory) - idk what i was doing with him, i was just running into people and tower diving a lot and inting but we won so good job me!  i mean warwick!

bard (victory) - similar to lux i had to be the support carry of the team.  i didnt actually build damage but i still was chunking hoes bc i was collecting a lot of chimes.  like with bard i can run bitches down with my e and finish off picks that my lousy teammates couldnt get. 

taliyah (defeat) - altho i did bad with taliyah, i think the reason we lost had entirely to do with a fed mundo.  plus we had 3 mages and mundo counters mages so.  i wa splaying in the jg and darius, who fed the shit out of mundo to begin with, was blaming me for us losing.  but every time i was omw to help him, he would die.  so like this game was just uncarryable.

zoe (defeat) - i was doing really well and holding the game by turning around quite a few team fights and sniping hoes with my sleepy trouble bubble.  unfortuantely my computer shit the bed and disconnected for some reason and my team was obliterated instantaneously in my absence.  sad!

fizz (defeat) - like we were losing really hard from the start, but fizz was still so fun to play.  like i was just bee boppin across the map with protobelt and playful trickster.  unfortunately this was another situation where people (specifically bot lane) were inting so hard once i died in a fight, all the damage on our team was out the window.  my fellow mid laner literally was the only person on the enemy team that wasnt a problem but oh well.

i have made my decision.

lux... you really outshined your fellow competitors this week.  condragulations you are the winner of this week's challenge.

bard, you're safe.

warwick, you're safe.

fizz, you're safe.

karma, i'm not trusting your spirit rn...im sorry my dear, you're in the bottom 2 this week.

taliyah... you're safe

that means zoe, you're also in the bottom 2 this week.

karma, zoe, this is your last chance to impress me and save your nexus from explosion.  good luck, and don't fuck it up!

lipsync: rise


*karma does some tai chi*

*zoe portal jumps into a split*

i have made my decision.  zoe, shantay you stay.

karma, you always will be league's original queen of color.  ha shia lome!  now, sashay away.

13 champions remain... who will be the next to sashay away?

who are you rooting for!  who are your winner picks?

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Comments

tag me pls x
Sent by Dracarys,Jul 16, 2019
rooting for zoe bc she snapped in the ls and you know she gonna be ur next main x
Sent by SharonMaItems,Jul 16, 2019
LMAO tag me in these plz
Sent by iYBF,Jul 17, 2019

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