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[S1E2] Survivor: Mama Zu-ca Islands

May 30, 2019 by Zuelke
#MamazucaIslands

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Mamaze
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Kelsi, 22, wine blogger
Sara, 28, oil tycoon('s daughter)
Julius, 26, model/actor mattress
Neil, 42, therapist
Colin, 45, Survivor crew member
Docia, 23, "free spirit"
Edmée, 33, voodoo shop owner/witch

Mamaza
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Chris, 25, engineering student
Aston, 33, truck driver
Lillie, 32, housewife/mother
Keira, 25, assistant
Ladonna, 29, non-profit organizer
Tony, 24, choreographer (NOT gay)
Isaac, 34, marketing exec
Lela, 23, security detail

Previously on Survivor: Mama Zu-ca Islands...

The Mamaze tribe gets off to a bad start, with one of their tribe members quitting right from the start, coupled with Kelsi's bad first impression of her fellow tirbemates.

At the Mamaza tribe, Aston takes charge and directs the flow of camp.  Some friction arises between him and Chris when Chris spends his time finding an idol instead of helping his tribe.

At the immunity challenge, the lack of leadership costs Mamaze the win as they struggle to even get on their feet, while Mamaza slides through the challenge with ease.

At tribal council, it was revealed that because of the quitter on their tribe, no one would be going home, but not before Mama Zu revealed that each of them had received one vote, making it a Survivor first.

15 castaways remain.  Who will be voted out tonight?

...

EPISODE 2: "She thinks she's Mother Teresa"

AT MAMAZE:

*the Mamaze tribe returns to camp in nightvision*

Docia:  Woohoo!  We're all safe, guys!

Kelsi:  Yeah, woohoo.

Neil (CF):  Coming out of tribal, everyone feels a bit standoffish because everyone voted for someone who didn't get their torch snuffed.  I guess we should be glad no one from our tribe went home, but it doesn't help to ease the awkwardness we feel.

Neil:  Well, I think the fact that we're all safe is a cause for celebration!

Docia:  Yeah!  Positivity!  Happiness!

Neil:  I don't know who voted for me, but I honestly don't care.  Because we're all still here, and none of us are going anywhere anytime soon!

*everyone cheers and kumbayahs around the campfire, except for Edmée, who watches sullenly from under the tribe hut*

Edmée (CF):  Mars will cross the face of the Sun at high noon tomorrow.  It's a prophecy that those at great heights, be it in happiness or hubris, will alllll come tumblin' down.  But would they care if I told 'em?  No.  Otherwise I'd tell them to get real.  But they're ignorant.    So I'ma do what I always do, just sit quiet and be right.

*time lapse of the Sun rising*

AT MAMAZA:

*Lillie, Lela, and Ladonna are out on the beach sunbathing*

Ladonna:  Mother Mary and Joseph, it's hot out here!

Lela:  Gee, maybe because you're wearing a full body burqa and we're at the equator.

Ladonna:  I know I'm on Survivor, but I think I can afford to dress modestly.  I'm not like these harlots that leave their morals at the door the moment someone sticks a camera in their face.  I respect a man's right not to be aroused by my body.

Lela:  So me and Lillie are harlots for wearing normal bathing suits?

Ladonna:  That's not what I meant! 

Lela:  It's what you just said.

Ladonna:  I think I'm just gonna go cool off for a bit... You girls have fun!

*Ladonna shuffles off to camp*

Lela:  *out of earshot* Thanks, didn't want you here anyway...

Lillie: *laughing*  Lela!  Don't say that.

Lela:  So what?  She's annoying as hell.

Lillie:  She can be annoying, but she's a real nice girl.  I mean, she runs a non-profit to give clean water to kids in Africa.  How could anyone hate her?

Lela:  I could.  Because while she is ALLEGEDLY giving water to kids in Africa, she's guzzling down all the water we collect because she's constantly thirsty.  When someone is a detriment to their tribe, it shouldn't matter how nice they are.  They ought to just pack their bags and leave.

Lela (CF):  I feel like I have to walk on eggshells around Ladonna.  She's so condescending and self-righteous.   Not to mention the fact that she's always sweating buckets because she came on Survivor dressed like a nun.  She thinks she's Mother Teresa and that she can't be touched, but in reality she's on the bottom of this tribe, and I can make a strong case against her at tribal.  IF we lose.

Lillie (CF):  I don't like Lela's attitude.  Yeah, Ladonna's outfit is pretty impractical, but she only wears it because of her religion.  It's one thing to decide to vote Ladonna out because you think it's what's best for the tribe, but it's another thing to belittle her for the way she dresses.  It's all just so high school to me.

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE:

*The Mamaze tribe arrives to the challenge following Mamaza*

Mama Zu:  Mamaza, getting your first look at the Mamaze tribe.  No one was voted out  so as to compensate for their numbers disadvantage at the start of the game.  Before I explain the immunity challenge, Mamaza, you need to sit someone out of the competition.  Ladonna must play since she sat out of the last challenge.

*indistinct chatter among the Mamaza tribe*

Isaac:  I'm sitting out.

Mama Zu:  Alright.  For this challenge, one member from each tribe will be randomly selected to face each other in a duel on top of the raised pedestal out in the water.  The person who knocks the other person off the pedestal and into the water scores a point for their tribe.  First tribe to 4 points wins immunity.  Does everyone understand okay good.  First duel...Docia versus Ladonna.

*Docia whacks Ladonna with her baton and jettisons her out to sea*

Docia:  Sorry!

Mama Zu:  One point Mamaze.  Up next, Colin versus Tony.

*Colin watches in awe as Tony does an intricate Polynesian torch dance with his baton, all before pirouetting into Colin and knocking him off the pedestal.*

Mama Zu:  One point to Mamaza.  Up next, Kelsi versus Aston.

*Kelsi takes a swing at Aston, but Aston deftly dodges and counter-whacks Kelsi into the water.*

Mama Zu:  Two points Mamaza, one point Mamaze.  Up next, Julius versus Lela.

*Lela charges at Julius, who just steps to the side.  Lela tumbles into the water.*

Mama Zu:  We're tied again.  Two points Mamaze, two points Mamaza.  Up next, Neil versus Lillie.

*Neil shifts on his feet nervously as Lillie approaches.*

Sara (watching from the beach):  C'MON, NEIL!  HIT HER FACE!

Neil:  I don't like to fight.  Even if we're not serious about it.  This challenge just feels barbaric.

Lillie:  I agree, I don't like to fight.  So I'll make this quick.

*Lillie whacks Neil and he falls into the water*

Mama Zu:  Another point to Mamaza!  Just one more and they win their second immunity.

Sara:  Why am I on a tribe with such beta men...

Mama Zu:  Up next, Sara versus Keira!

*Sara and Keira tussle ferociously.  Keira knocks Sara off her feet and she nearly falls, holding on to the edge of the pedestal.*

Sara:  Wait!  Don't push me, I can't let my hair get wet!  You can have the win.

Mama Zu:  I'm afraid someone must hit the water for a point to be earned.

Keira:  Sorry, sis.  Your hair looked cute, though.

*Keira swings at Sara.  Sara grabs the baton with her free hand and yanks it down, causing Keira to fall into the water.*

Mama Zu:  Mamaze ties it again!  We're three to three.

*The Mamaze tribe erupts in cheer*

Keira:  Are you [BLEEP]ing kidding me?  She said she forfeited, why the [BLEEP] is she getting a point?

Chris:  Chill, Keira, we still got this.

Mama Zu:  This matchup will decide it all.  Chris and Edmée, step on up.

*Edmée goes to the center of the pedestal and crouches in a defensive stance*

Chris:  Look, lady, I don't want to beat you up.  This competition has already been won.    Just jump into the water.  No one will blame you.

*Edmée glares*

Chris:  Fine.  Have it your way.

*Chris takes a swing at Edmée, and she blocks it with the hilt of her baton.  She tries to take a swing at Chris' face, but he dodges it and knocks her onto her back.*

Chris:  Please, let's end this before someone gets hurt.

*Edmée eyes a bulge in Chris' pocket and takes a swing at it, knocking his immunity idol free and sending it flying to the edge of the pedestal.  Chris looks wildly from Edmée to the idol.*

Edmée: *smiling* You gonna get that?

*Chris races to retrieve the idol as his tribe watches dumbfoundedly from the beach, unsure of what's happening.  Edmée stands and throw her baton like a javelin, missing Chris but hitting the idol and causing it to fall.  Before Chris can turn around, Edmée sprints and pushes him over the edge and into the water.*

Mama Zu:  MAMAZE WINS IMMUNITY!

*Chris sputters and grabs the idol floating beside him and puts it back in his pocket.  He marches out of the water in embarrassment.*

Mama Zu:  Mamaza, I will see you at tribal tonight.  One of you WILL be the second castaway voted out. 

*each tribe walks back to their camp*

AT MAMAZA:

*everyone is gathered at the firepit*

Aston:  I'm gonna be real honest.  Chris, you messed up really badly in that challenge.  Everyone was counting on you to take home the win and you failed us.  So I think it's pnly fair that we write your name tonight.

Chris:  Ouch.

Aston:  No offense, bro.  We just need to do what's best for the tribe and you are our weakest link.

Chris:  And who told you you get to decide who stays and who goes?  You get one vote like everyone else.

Aston:  Uh, I'm the strongest member of the tribe, so of course I get to choose.  I don't want to pick anyone, but I have to as this tribe's provider.

Chris:  Provider of what?  Annoyance?  Assholery?

Aston:  Whatever.  You can pitch a fit all you want, but you shoulda seen this coming.  I gotta go take a deuce.  *walks away*

Isaac:  Don't worry Chris.  I'm not voting for you.  I think Aston is in dire need of a wake up call.

Lillie:  I 100% agree.

Lela:  Wow.  He's gone for two seconds and you guys are already plotting against him.  At least give the man a chance to defend himself.

Keira:  We don't owe him anything.  This is Survivor, we're all playing for ourself at the end of the day.

Lela:  It's still way too early to be making blindsides and power moves like this.  Aston is too strong of a competitor to just get rid of.

Keira:  And Chris isn't a strong competitor?  He fumbled in one challenge.

Lela:  I never said I wanted to vote Chris.  In fact, I think we should vote Ladonna.

Ladonna:  Me?

Lela:  Yeah.  Let's face it, you suck at challenges, you drink all the water, you're generally annoying to be around.  I just don't see what everyone thinks you contribute to this tribe.

Chris CF:  I felt safe before with the idol in my pocket, but now I won't even have to use it.  Everyone's bickering about who to vote, and the target on my back just grows smaller and smaller.

Ladonna:  Wow... I didn't realize I was such a burden on you all.  All I want to do is give, but it seems like I just take, take, take...

Lillie:  You're not a burden, Ladonna.  We want you here.  We're all voting Aston, right guys?

*everyone nods their heads*

Tony CF:  This is CRAZY.  We're finally gonna take a shot at the tyrant on our tribe.  Aston won't know what hit 'im.  It'll be the biggest #blindside of the century.

*Lela storms off*

Isaac:  And there she goes, off to tell Aston we're voting him out.

*cut to Aston pulling his pants up in the woods as Lela approaches*

Lela:  Heads up, hoss.  Everyone just agreed to vote you out when you left.

Aston:  Haha, funny joke.

Lela:  I'm serious.  They all think it's a bad idea to vote Chris, and I gotta admit, I have to agree.  But I don't want to vote you either.  I think we need to try and campaign against Ladonna.  Maybe if you changed your mind, people would take you a bit more seriously.

Aston:  Lela, listen, I like you, but don't try to manipulate me.  I know no one would ever try to vote me besides Chris.  You guys literally could not make it on this island without me.  It doesn't make any sense.

Lela:  I'm not lying, I'm just trying to protect you.  You need to pay attention to the things going on around you.  I'm not always going to be there to listen in when people are talking about you behind your back. 

Aston:  You don't have to be.  I'm 99% sure no one is considering voting me out.  The plan is still Chris, just like before.  Over.

*Aston walks away as Lela shakes her head in disbelief*

Lela CF:  I can't believe he isn't listening to me.  I just don't know what to do.  We have everything going for us, but it seems like my tribemates want to see us fail.  At the end of the day, I'm just going to vote what I think will be best for this tribe, even though I'm pretty sure no one else is doing the same.

AT TRIBAL COUNCIL:

*the Mamaza tribe marches into Tribal Council*

Mama Zu:  Welcome to Tribal Council.  Everyone, dip your torch into the fire.  Fire represents your life in this game, and once it is out, so are you.

*everyone dips their torch*

Mama Zu:  So Aston.  You've got the strongest team by a longshot, and yet you guys still lost the challenge.  What went wrong for you guys?

Aston:  It's no secret.  Chris threw the challenge for us and now here we are.

Mama Zu:  So is that it?  Should Chris go home because of that?

Aston:  Of course.  He doesn't get a free pass because he's young and in shape.  If he was strong in challenges like he says he is, he would've won it for us.  But he didn't.  We all agree that Chris is the weakest on our tribe and needs to go home.

Mama Zu:  Chris, it looks like you're being backed into a corner here.  What do you do when everyone has already decided to vote you out?

Chris:  To be quite honest, Aston is completely delusional.  I don't anyone should ever feel safe at tribal council, but there wasn't a consensus for me to go home.

Aston:  A lie.

*Chris laughs and shakes his head*

Mama Zu:  It seems we have conflicting stories here.  Who, besides Aston, is absolutely sure they're voting Chris?

*no one says anything.  Aston looks puzzled.*

Mama Zu:  Interesting.  Keira, if you're not voting Chris, then how are you voting?

Keira:  Why are you calling me out?  You could've picked anyone to call out.

Mama Zu:  I'm not calling you out, I just want to know where your head is at for this vote.  Fine, Isaac, I pose the question to you.

Isaac:  I think this vote isn't necessarily about voting Chris, but about voting the person we'd be best off without.  We have to strike a balance between voting someone out who performs poorly in the challenge, and someone who doesn't contribute much to the tribe or sows division between us.

Mama Zu:  So...are you voting Chris, or...

Isaac:  I guess we'll just have to see.

*Aston glares at Isaac menacingly, who stares straight ahead at Mama Zu*

Mama Zu:  Okay.  Assuming the rest of you are going to give me equally opaque answers to my questions, let's just get to the vote.

*montage of people voting*

Mama Zu:  I will go read the votes.  *Mama Zu disappears for a beat and reappears with the urn*  If anyone would like to play an immunity idol, now would be the time to do so.

*camera pans to Chris twiddling his thumbs.  he stays silent*

Mama Zu:  Alrighty, I'll read the votes. 

First vote, Chris.

Second vote, Ladonna.

Third vote, Lela.

*Lela rolls her eyes and pokes her forehead with her fingers*

...Fourth vote, Lela.

Fifth vote, Lela.

First person voted out of Survivor: Mama Zu-ca Islands, Lela.  Please bring me your torch.

Lela:  Class act, team.  Class act.

Mama Zu:  Lela, the tribe has spoken.  *she snuffs her torch*

*Lela stomps away*

Mama Zu:  It seems there are differing ideas on this tribe about what merits being voted off, but as always, it's the majority that decides who goes.  Grab your torches and head back to camp.

The votes:
Chris - Lela
Aston - Chris
Lillie - Lela
Keira - Lela
Ladonna - Lela
Tony - Lela
Isaac - Lela
Lela - Ladonna

Lela's final words:  I can't lie, I'm shocked they voted me off after they acted so hellbent on getting rid of Aston.  I'm the type of person that faces issues with logic and honesty, and if those are things that Mamaza doesn't value then so be it.  At least I don't have to ride the sinking ship longer than I have to.

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