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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

BB20 - Toots and Boots!

Jun 20, 2018 by Zuelke
#bb20

all of these are based on the ikaviews.  ross mathews can choke.

angela - she was tootable until she started speaking on josh martinez having bad gameplay... um maybe you should take notes from him sis, he actually won the game.  i just can't trust her now.  she's disappointed me before even entering the house and she'll no doubt do it again if i set my expectations for her too high.  boot!

angie - she just seems so chill and goofy.  i have a gut feeling she's gonna be hated by the time of her eviction like christine bregcght but i will still stand by her.  toot!

bayleigh - was soooo disappointed.  she seems like she's gonna have an attitude with people.  how you gon sit there and say "i need to work on my facial expressions"?  sis that was something you needed to work out before auditioning.  it's just so upsetting the sexism racism intersectionality curse is once again going to haunt this season and bayleigh will end up getting double digits, except unlike our previous melanin queens of big brother, she will actually deserve it.  BOOT!

brett - i thought he was so cute and well spoken.  not much else to say.  i saw people commenting saying he's kinda like dr. will personality wise and i kinda see it.  but yeah.  toot!

chris - and no im not calling him swaggy.  regardless, this man was out here saying some really stupid shit the E N T I R E interview.  but then there's this part of me that finds his honesty so endearing tho?  idk for some reason i liked him despite how garbage most, if not all of his opinions were.  i guess i hold men to a lower standard idk.  but toot!

faysal - he didn't really say or do anything wrong, but he also didn't stand out.  boot!

haleigh - ngl she seems really stupid and not even in an entertaining way.  she was saying she wants to be a floater but also win competitions?  you can't have your cake and eat it, too punkin.  she also said she wouldnt want to emulate joey van pelt or victoria rafaeli in any sort of way, like yikes how are you gonna speak on two bb legends like that with such disrespect?  boooot...

jc - oh my god he's so cute but also hot, and his accent is so xD funny.  i dont wanna be like "oh how can you NOT love jc" buuut how can you NOT love jc?  we got a paul abrahamian out here ruining back to back seasons but wypipo stay up in arms over this man copulating with a minion plush?  sorry not sorry, that was and is the most iconic pre-show houseguest scandal of all time, STAUNCHLY defeating the caleb reynolds racism allegations.  toot!

kaitlyn - hated her based on her cast photo, but literally she turned it ALLLLL the way around for me.  i love her voice, her look, her attitude, her paganism.  toot toot toot!

kaycee - she was a rollercoaster.  i wasnt sure whether to toot or boot, but overall she has this levelheadedness about her that completely justifies her bootable qualities/opinions.  toot!

rachel - i really had her as a boot at first, but i was up in the air about it bc i think she might've just been a lil nervous in the interview and i didnt want to hold that against her.  but then again, id also like it if these females reassured me that they're gonna dominate this season and that there will never be a peepee having winner forevermore.  but i definitely think she has a lot of potential, and for that i give her a toot.

sam - i wasn't expecting to like her, but her voice SNATCHED my wig.  like hello donny thompson, is this what you look like with no beard?  and then she totally CONVINCED ika wong that she was doing her a favor when she was hypothetically nominating her.  i pity the people in there.  she is so dangerous and people aren't gonna expect that from her.  major toot!

scottie - his cast photo was a boot, but as for his personality he reads like a heterosexual andy herren, and i LOVE andy herren!  he also kinda seems like he's on the spectrum... #rel8able.  toot!

steve - his bathtub scenario thing with ika was funny, and i liked that he kept saying "yes maam" to show he was listening to her questions bc we love a respectful king...buuut this man is/was an undercover cop and i see none of the skills required for that kind of job being utilized in his gameplay.  he didn't necessarily say anything wrong, he just kinda lost me when he said he's playing for his kids.  like that's charming in regards to da'vonne & kadence rogers, but no, not a steve arienta.  boot!

tyler - i thought his cast pic looked more like tim dormer from bbaus and bbcan, but then people had to ruin it with pictures of frank ewdy that i cant unsee (kinda like the raven/haleigh comparison which im also struggling to disassemble) but yeah tyler just seemed kinda funny.  i feel that ika really worked to bring out most of his personality, but like that also could hold true for literally everyone else.  i have doubts about him but yeah toot.

winston - he reminds me of brett a lil.  plus the thing about him writing letters to his dog, like way to go dude make it blatantly obvious that you're shelli's ex.  i really did think he was charming though.  the fart joke really went out there and i almost booted him just for that but then he delivered the punchline and i was like "oh my gawd LAWLZ xD".  but yeah i give this HUNK a toot!

and my top toot of the week is...
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JC MOUNDUIX!  I love a vertically-challenged Hispanic gay king!   he may be 4'8 but id let him do things to me tbqh.  ill dress up as a minion.

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