I’m the future brother of the second coming of Christ. Delete2544 claims to have impregnated my mother, whose body doesn’t contain a uterus (it was causing her back problems, she had it surgically removed). He says that my new baby sister is a miracle baby, I honestly just don’t know what to do. What am I supposed to buy for the baby shower? It’s not like I can just go to the nearest Lowe’s home improvement store and buy her a 10mm socket for her tool box. I really have to make sure I get this right. Any ideas?