Based on very extensive research, it has been determined by Tengaged Census staff that if you play Tengaged, you have a 69% chance of not being straight.
"I always had a feeling my site had some sort of correlation with the increasing visibility of the gays, but I didn't know the extent of it!" - randomize
The numbers from the census were compiled by having an image of a half naked Zac Efron lead participants to a survey where they were asked pressing questions such as "Who is your daddy?" and "Do your parents know you are gay?"
