Me: Okay, senior colleague, here is everyone's rota. As noted in big, bold writing, don't give me any tasks.
I am the only person on the team not in on Monday.
So please don't give me any tasks.
Senior colleague: *gives me 3 tasks*
Me: 😤
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Senior colleague 2: Why isn't there a solution for this?
Me: Development said they're going to fix it in a future version. There's a workaround. It's inconvenient but it wor-
Senior colleague 2: YEAH BUT WHAT AM I MEANT TO TELL THE CUSTOMER!? WHY CAN'T THEY FIX IT NOW!?
Me: Because it's not a big issue, there's a work around.
Senior colleague 2: THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
I'm 2 levels below this guy. I dunno why he was yelling at me. 😖
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Me: Okay, senior colleague 2, here is a script but don't just run it. Find the development note and follow those instructions.
2 hours later
Senior colleague 2: I ran the script!
Me: You just...ran the script?
Senior colleague 2: Yes...oh...I think I ran it against the wrong database.
Me: 🤦🏽♀️
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Me: Hey, Indian colleague, one of your customers created a ticket based on your ticket. Can I give it to you?
