Thirteen We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started training my Pokemon Bulbasaur who was totally cute but then he evolved into Ivysaur so i threw it away, and 13 was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to roam the forest with Bulbasaur, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an Bulbasaur trainers gym party, I was like, "13, I can't invite you, because I think your Charmander is lame." I mean I couldn't have a Charmander trainer at my party. There were gonna be Bulbasaur's out of their *Pokeballs*. I mean, right? She was a CHARMANDER TRAINER. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of the Pokemon League because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for the Pokemon Stadium Cups, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on Stun Spore.
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I haven't liked Pokémon since I was about 6 years old.
