EXHIBIT A: In grade 6 it was time for gym class. The springboard was out and everyone was lined up to do a backflip. I watched everyone flip through the air and land it so my dumb ass figured I could do the same 👀😮 everyone watched as I flipped backwards, halfway through the I panicked and went straight down, landing on my neck. I done nearly killed myself in front of everyone 💀 they all laughed 😂😂
EXHIBIT B: I got my crush to walk me home and I felt like it was time to say I liked them 🥰😍 as we got into my yard I turned to them with an anxious feeling 😖😬 they were listening to what I had to say so I finally said, “I like you” then instantly after that I let out a loud unexpected fart because I was so nervous 💀 fucker started laughing and clapping at me 👏😂😂😭
Both perfectly good reasons to off myself 💀😂 fuck why do I put myself into these situations 🤷♀️😂
