When I started smoking weed, I used to steal my dads roaches from his plate. Then ig this one time I came home from School wanting a hoot, I go to take his roaches from his plate but I guess he caught on because when I had that hit, it was tobacco!! Omg I just died there coughing on the floor LMAO he must've put them there as 'decoys' so the culprit would quit fucking around. The culprit being me :L
