To a house party for the first time, she ended up getting wasted and puked on the floor. As she was getting thrown out I told my bro to leave her alone. They were still shoving her out toward the door but I got in the way and said “if you’re gonna throw her out you gotta throw me out too!” - then some bitch in the back yells “THROW THEM BOTH THE FUCK OUT!” So my ass ended up getting tossed like salad too
