Further to a recent pile of complaints, it has been brought to my attention that you're not complying with Patilltonlie Ahanoack's office levels of personal hygiene (or even the bare minimum). To which staff are feeling nauseated, distressed and with some cases of projectile vomitting.
We are giving you a limited time frame of 24 hours to turn this around.
Should this issue go on unresolved and I have to e-mail you again, you will leave us no choice but to simply terminate your stay here with us.