It is *NOT* acceptable to drink and drive tonight...unless
-Uber is surge pricing
-Youre fighting with that STUPID BITCH Casey and had it with her shit and wanna leave
-You feel like youre gunna hurl and dont wanna do damage to your 4.2 Lyft rating
-Seriously fuck Casey she's dancing with Greg now
-Your house is too far away cuz you drove out
-Fucking Casey bought shots for everyone while you were in the bathroom
-The Taxi driver is a legit creeper
-Okay Casey ditched me at the bar now really