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If I judge RPDR...(Pt. 3)

Mar 26, 2023 by UsernameThatWasFree
Let's keep this train a rolling. I was browsing on Tik Tok last night. When it hit me. That sometimes even the best seasons had some misses for me.

So I will be covering. Season 9 of Drag Race. Everything about this season was perfect. The cast, the storylines, the winner. Everything. But I am one to see where there was some misses. So without further ado. My unasked for Drag Race Opinions!

Ep. 1: Oh. My. Gaga!
Winner: Nina Bo'Nina Brown Shaundie O'Neal
Highs: Sasha Velour and Trinity The Tuck
Safe: Everyone else.
(Though if there was a bottom 2.......Jaymes and Peppermint were my weakest)

Ep. 2: She Done Already Done Brought It On
Cynthia Returns
Win: Valentina
High: Shea Coulee, Trinity The Tuck and Nina Bo'Nina Brown Faith Evans
Safe: Sasha, Peppermint, Alexis, Farrah, Aja, Cynthia and Eureka
Low: Charlie Hides (Though it really was a fucked up challenge for her)
Bottom 2: Kimora Blac vs Jaymes Mansfield
LS: Love Shack by The B-52s
Eliminated: Kimora Blac

Ep. 3: Draggily Ever After
Win: Trinity The Tuck
High: Peppermint and Valentina
Safe: Alexis, Charlie, Cynthia, Eureka, Nina Bo'Nina Brown Kamala Harris, Sasha and Shea
Low: Jaymes Mansfield
Bottom 2: Farrah Moan and Aja
LS: Holding Out For A Hero by Bonnie Tyler
Eliminated: Farrah Moan

Ep. 4: Good Morning Bitches
Not On Today: Charlie, Cynthia, Eureka, Nina Bo'Nina Brown Tayshia Adams, Peppermint and Trinity
Good Morning Bitches: Aja, Alexis, Jaymes, Sasha, Shea and Valentina
Win: Sasha Velour and Shea Coulee
High: Rest of GMB
Safe: Cynthia, Eureka, Nina Bo'Nina Brown Winnie Harlow
Low: Peppermint
Bottom 2: Trinity The Tuck and Charlie Hides
LS: I Wanna Go by Britney Spears
Eliminated: Charlie Hides

Ep. 5: Reality Stars: The Musical
Win: Shea Coulee
High: Peppermint and Alexis Michelle
Safe: Aja, Eureka, Sasha, Trinity and Valentina
Low: Nina Bo'Nina Brown New York Pollard
Bottom 2: Jaymes Mansfield vs Cynthia Lee Fontain
LS: Woman Up by Meghan Trainor
Removed Due To Injury: Eureka (Tbh Jaymes/Cynthia would be a double sashay)

Ep. 6: Snatch Game
Win: Sasha Velour
High: Shea Coulee and Nina Bo'Nina Brown Klondike Bar
Safe: Aja, Alexis, Jaymes and Valentina
Low: Trinity The Tuck
Bottom 2: Peppermint vs Cynthia Lee Fontaine
LS: Music by Madonna
Eliminated: Cynthia Lee Fontaine

Ep. 7: 9021-HO
Win: Trinity The Tuck
High: Jaymes Mansfield and Shea Coulee
Safe: Alexis, Peppermint and Valentina
Low: Sasha Velour
Bottom 2: Nina Bo'Nina Brown Bob Marley vs Aja
LS: Finally by Cece Peniston
Elimnated: Aja

Ep. 8: The Michelle Visage Roast
Win: Peppermint
High: Sasha Velour and Shea Coulee
Safe: Nina Bo'Nina Brown Idris Elba and Valentina
Low: Trinity The Tuck
Bottom 2: Jaymes Mansfield vs Alexis Michelle
LS: Baby I'm Burning by Dolly Parton
Eliminated: Jaymes Mansfield

Ep. 9: Your Pilot's On Fire
Win: Sasha Velour and Shea Coulee
High: Peppermint and Trinity The Tuck
Low: Alexis Michelle
Bottom 2: Nina Bo'Nina Brown Lala Ri vs Valentina
LS: Greedy by Ariana Grande
Eliminated: Valentina

Ep. 10: Crew Better Work
Win: Trinity The Tuck
High: Sasha Velour and Peppermint
Low: Shea Coulee
Bottom 2: Alexis Michelle vs Nina Bo'Nina Brown Laverne Cox
Eliminated: Nina Bo'Nina Brown Rose Mulet

Ep. 11: The Gayest Ball Ever
Win: Sasha Velour
High Shea Coulee
Safe: Trinity The Tuck
Bottom 2: Alexis Michelle vs Peppermint
LS: Macho Man by Village People
Eliminated: Alexis Michelle

Ep. 12 and 13: Who cares no one went home.

Ep. 14: Grand Finale (For fun I randomized the lip sync matchups)
Shea vs Peppermint (Stronger by Britney Spears)
Sasha vs Trinity (So Emotional by Whitney Houston)
Eliminated: Shea Coulee and Trinity The Tuck
Final Two: Sasha Velour and Peppermint
LS: It's Not Right But It's Okay by Whitney Houston

Winner: Sasha Velour
Runner Up: Peppermint

So there you have it. Sasha to me is a queen that I knew in my heart was gonna win. Shea did amazing and I am always gonna love her. But Sasha was a true showstopper to me.

So thanks for reading if you did! Comment if you want tagged, and give me seasons to cover!!

Absol
Maxchaos
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Comments

Ooh you brought Jaymes FARR but I mean I don’t think I hate it, I saw a lot of potential in her
Sent by coolKat,Mar 26, 2023
Yeah, overall this season was kinda not that rigged. Jaymes I would like to see more of but I've heard rumors she's on AS8 and she has definitely won the race after the show. Kimora/Farrah going earlier isn't something I completely hate either... they are lovely queens but they didn't have a ton to offer. I quite liked some of Farrah's looks though. And she was alright in 9021-ho. No notes from me except keep the matchups the same!!! Love my strategic queens Trinity and Pep
Sent by Absol,Mar 27, 2023

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