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If I judge RPDR...(A New Blog Series)

Mar 24, 2023 by UsernameThatWasFree
Im back! After over forty days of being away from the bullshit that is here, I felt ready enough to make my return. I'm starting on as much of a clean slate as I can, but I am not gonna go out of my way to makes amends if it's not warranted.

Anywho.......commenting through sihz 's blog got me thinking that Drag Race really is rigga morris at times. So I thought hey. Why don't I give my unasked for opinion on how I feel the season should have went. Starting with Season 7.

Now Season 7 was....well it was a season. It had massive standouts, but it was an overall boring season. So with that said...here is my opinion of Season 7.

Episode 1: Born Naked
Winner: Katya
High: Miss Fame and Max
Safe: Trixie, Violet, Ginger, Pearl, Kennedy, Kasha, Jaidynn
Low: Jasmine Master and Tempest DuJour
Bottom 2: Kandy Ho vs Sasha Bella (Geronimo by RuPaul)
Eliminated: Sasha Belle

Episode 2: Glamazonian Airways
Winner: Mrs. Kasha Davis
High: Jaidynn Diore Fierce, Max and Jasmine Masters
Safe: Violet, Ginger, Trixie, Kandy. Pearl, Tempest
Low: Kennedy Davenport
Bottom 2: Katya vs Miss Fame (Twist of Fate by Olivia Newton-John)
Eliminated: Miss Fame

Episode 3: Shakesqueer
Romy and Juliet: Max, Ginger, Jaidynn, Kasha, Tempest, Trixie
Mac Bitch: Kennedy, Jasmine, Kandy, Katya, Pearl, Violet
Winning Team: Team Max
Winner: Max
Safe: Kandy, Katya, Violet
Low: Pearl
Bottom 2: Kennedy Davenport vs Jasmine Masters (I Was Gonna Cancel by Kylie Minogue)
Eliminated: Jasmine Masters

Episode 4: Spoof! (There It Is)
Get Ready To Clock: Jaidynn, Max, Violet
I Got Paid: Ginger, Tempest, Kennedy, Kasha
Tan With U: Katya, Kandy, Pearl, Trixie
(Kandy originally did I Got Paid. But I feel with Tempest still in she would be with the Tan With U girls)
Win: Jaidynn Diore Fierce
High: Katya and Kennedy Davenport
Safe: Violet, Ginger, Kasha, Kandy
Low: Trixie Mattel
Bottom 2: Tempest DuJour vs Pearl (Dreaming by Blondie)
Eliminated: Tempest DuJour

Episode 5: The DESPY Awards
Pairs:
Mrs Kasha Davis and Katya
Kennedy Davenport and Jaidynn Diore Fierce
Max and Pearl
Ginger Minj and Trixie Mattel
Violet Chachki and Kandy Ho
Win: Max and Pearl
High: Kennedy Davenport and Jaidynn Diore Fierce
Safe: Ginger, Trixie and Kasha
Low: Mrs Kasha Davis
Bottom 2: Violet Chachki and Kandy Ho (Lovergirl by Teena Marie)
Eliminated: Violet Chachki

Episode 6: RuPaullywood Stories
Team 1: Ginger, Katya, Kennedy
Team 2: Kandy, Max, Trixie
Team 3: Jaidynn, Pearl, Kasha
Winning Team: Team 1
Winner: Katya
Safe: Trixie, Pearl, Kasha
Low: Max
Bottom 2: Kandy Ho vs Jaidynn Diore Fierce (Break Free by Ariana Grande)
Eliminated: Kandy Ho

Episode 7: Snatch Game
Winner: Ginger Minj and Pearl
High: Katya
Safe: Kennedy and Jaidynn
Low: Mrs. Kasha Davis
Bottom 2: Max vs Trixie Mattel (No More Lies by Michel'le)
Eliminated: Max

Episode 8: Conjoined Queens
Pairs:
Jaidynn and Violet
Ginger and Sasha
Kennedy and Jasmine
Kasha and Tempest
Katya and Kandy
Pearl and Max
Trixie and Violet
(Kennedy won the mini challenge and I feel she would pick these pairings)
Winner: Pearl (Max Returns)
High: Katya and Kennedy
Safe: Kasha
Low: Jaidynn
Bottom 2: Ginger Minj vs Trixie Mattel (I Think We're Alone Now by Tiffany)
Eliminated: Trixie Mattel

Episode 9: Divine Inspiration
Eggs: Ginger Minj and Mrs. Kasha Davis
Cha Cha Heels: Kennedy Davenport and Katya
Poo: Jaidynn Diore Fierce, Pearl and Max
Winner: Kennedy Davenport
High: Katya, Ginger and Kasha
Low: Max
Bottom 2: Jaidynn Diore Fierce vs Pearl (Really Don't Care by Demo Lovato) (Can we get a rock version of this song please?)
Eliminated: Pearl

Episode 10: Prancing Queens
Pairs:
Kennedy and Jaidynn
Ginger and Max
Kasha and Katya
Win: Kennedy Davenport and Jaidynn Diore Fierce
Safe: Mrs. Kasha Davis and Katya
Bottom 2: Ginger Minj vs Max (Show Me Love by Robin S)
Eliminated: Max

Episode 11: Hello Kitty Ball
Win: Ginger Minj
High: Mrs. Kasha Davis
Safe: Katya
Bottom 2: Kennedy Davenport vs Jaidynn Diore Fierce (Roar by Katy Perry)
Eliminated: Jaidynn Diore Fierce

Episode 12: And The Rest Is Drag
Advanced: Ginger Minj, Mrs. Kasha Davis and Katya
Eliminated: Kennedy Davenport

Episode 13: Finale
Winner: Katya
Runner Ups: Ginger Minj and Mrs. Kasha Davis

It pains me to not have Max or Jaidynn win as they are my favs from the season. But in my fresh minded opinion, this is how I would have went about it. Lmao

Comment if you would like to be tagged, and give me a season to do!

#DragRace

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I’d love to be tagged for the future :)
Sent by coolKat,Mar 25, 2023

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