Tyler-Once upon a time in a land down under there was a penis named Dick. He was not likeall the other peni because he was a very short, so he became very depressed.....
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Phane-One day Dick went to go see his therapist and she mentioned that there was a magical blue pill, but he had to travel far and wide to get it...
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Tyler-So decided he would embark on this journey in hope of also finding friends to help him along his way. So, first he made it to the tuna market where he came across....
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Phane-Another penis, shorter than him! He was shocked, speechless! Could this be true? He was hesitant at first but then sparked up a conversation and then...
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Tyler-he got the nerve to ask..."What happened to you, like why are you so tiny?" The other penis replied well i was working here in the tuna marked and i got cut by the lid of a can and it became infected so i had to go to the magical doctor who had to cut me shorter. DIck Replied "WOW thats Muffed up! Well would you like to be bigger with me?".....
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Alex1991-"I like being small" the other penis said, "hmmm, well i guess..." The 2 of them where rudely interrupted as something gigantic, huge and enormous cast a tall shadow over them...
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Phane-Sacred, they huddled close together shielded their eyes and slowly looked up. It was the biggest penis in the world AND it was blue! Scared, they asked him...
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Tyler-"WHY ARE YOU SO BLUE!!!!!!!!!!" he simply replied because i have not gotten any in ages and this is what happened and i keep getting bigger and bluer and the more blue i get the less my chances of getting anything. Why are you guys so small....
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Alex-"i guess we get a lot of action" Dick said, "yes every night i enter a new hole and i just get smaller each time, i guess" The blue dick wanted some advice, "guys, can you tell me some tips, i need some action ASAP" Dick then replied, "well...
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Phane-we were off to a far away place to visit someone with a magical blue pill to regain our size, I'm sure whoever has this pill may be able to help you out as well. And the three of them took off into...
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Tyler-the night, as they were walking, Dick says "hey i have been so excited lately i forgot to ask your names." The big blue one who got to action in forever said his name was Alex. And the little one that got infected said his name was Marty. So they continued there journey but Marty and Dick started to get nervous because they....
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Alex1991-They could see Alex was starting to get bigger and bluer, in fact his size was increasing rapidly, Marty whispered to Dick, "do you think he is going to explode" To which Dick replied "if he does i don't want to be covered in his juice" The two of them looked up and...
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Phane-they asked Alex, "Are you OK?" Alex nodded his head and said, "Yeah, I'm fine, I'm just a little uncomfortable." Dick and Marty exchanged worried glances...
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Tyler-Dick and Marty then started to talk about how they might be able to relieve Alex just a little bit until they got to the Doctor. So they mentioned it and he agreed so they started to....
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Alex-Slowly massage him, but it didn't seem to work, Marty and Dick looked at each other "what are we going to do" Marty asked, and Dick just took it upon himself and started to...
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Phane-call all is friends that made him so small to come for a visit with Alex, but when ever anyone came over, and got a good look at him, they would...
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Tyler-laugh there asses off...if only they had one. so Dick decided to be the man of the house and decided to massage him faster and harder and harder and faster and faster and faster and faster and finally Alex......
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Alex-Let out a little bit of...
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Phane-gas. Alex farted. It was just a bad case if indigestion! So they all cuddled up and went to bed awaiting their journey...
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Tyler-In the middle of the night Dick could hear something he looked over to see Marty wide awake watching him with his hands under the covers and he couldnt believe his eyes he saw...
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Alex-BigMomma pop her head out from under the covers, "hey Boo Boo" the D I V A said, Dick was shocked, never had he seen an...
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Phane(after 20 minutes)-uglier thing. What the hell is that? He ran from the bed and trembled in the corner...
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Tyler-BigMama said "Dont fret child es big mama, but you can call me anne, no come over here an let Bigmama ease you" so...
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Phane-Ew. THE END!
