To do my Survivor challenge
I can watch an entire movie with only one interruption
But the moment I hit Start on the challenge, I swear my family hears me.
This evening my husband comes upstairs and starts asking about the pizza order he is very generously about to place. And he comes over and I'm playing Find Me and I'm like, embarrassed but my tribe right? My tribe needs me
But also I love pizza so please just get the same order we always get and stop asking me
Even though I merged alone I like to pretend we're friends and they're gonna take me to merge, gotta do my part.
Then tonight it's 1am and I finally turn the lights out to go to sleep, pull out my phone cause I wouldn't want to sleep through playing Zoo
And swear to god I have 45 seconds left and my toddler starts vomiting and I'm like, black penguin, blue cow, omg okay honey I'll get a rag, brown monkey, green snake
Anyway I'm free now just don't attack me in hunger
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Tryphena You are legit my favourite, I love your blog lmao, so funny and relatable
