HOLY SHIT (literally) 💩
- I just had explosive diarrhea for the first time since I was like 6. The last time I had it I was constipated as a kid so my Dad stuck some liquid up my butt and then I remember SPRINTING to the bathroom as I couldn't hold my shit in and I reached the toilet and it FELL out of my ass. Looked like baked beans.
So this past week I've been constipated after i ate 2 questionable meals. The past 3 days I was SUPER bloated, I gained like 5 pounds. I took some Magnesium Citrate medicine which is a 10 oz bottle you chug down at once. And it didn't do anything but make my stomach make all these growling popping sounds. I pooped a LITTLE bit but it was a couple hard pebbles. I knew I was still backed up. Yesterday I did the same thing AND drank prune juice and almost puked from my stomach being full of liquids. Same result.
Today no medicine, no prune juice but lots of stomach pain and couldn't sleep. I felt a pressure near my anus 👀 and decided to poop. I went and it felt normal, no straining or anything which I was excited about thinking I'm back to normal after I dump this load..
One pebble drops out, and I am like ok cool. I push a little harder and A MASS OF BROWN MUSHY LIQUID SHOOTS OUT OF MY ASS LIKE A SPRAY BOMB TORPEDO. IT CREATES SPLASHBACK AND SHIT COLORED WATER GOES ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT AND FLOOR BEFORE I COULD EVEN BLINK. I sat there in PURE disgust and confusion for 30 seconds before cleaning up the mess WITH BLEACH.
Idk how people do this on a regular basis. "Oh I always get diarrhea when I eat taco Bell" type of people.
I'm horrified 😱
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