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I found out 2 co-workers FUCKED

5thOct 31, 2018 by Timster
Because I jokingly told the guy someone told me he has a small dick and he kept asking who and I kept saying "you know who and I promised them I wouldn't say anything"

Now he thinks I know the secret about him and this one heifer having sex and he basically told me who it was since he assumed I already knew due to that girl telling me when in reality I was joking and plus I never said her name.

I got the hottest tea from work without even trying. Wow cast me on Survivor jeffprobst

(Insert LaToya Jackson magnifying glass gif)

Comments

LOOOL classic Timster calling people out on their dick size
Sent by EM002,Oct 31, 2018
https://i.imgur.com/segiZBr.gif
Sent by splozojames50,Oct 31, 2018
I'm gonna try this on my boss and see if I can get him fired so I can take his job
Sent by Kob3Sm1th,Oct 31, 2018
This is fantastic
Sent by FromAWindow,Oct 31, 2018
Wow poor guy is now gonna think the girl is going around saying he has a small dick
Sent by Piddu,Oct 31, 2018

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