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IN ORDER OF SUBMISSION:
#Oswordo3: Far East Movement ft. Dev & The Cataracs - Like a G6
I know we’re all trying to use the word “cringe” less but like… How else do I describe this song? Every single thing that was bad about music from this era is present here. The beat is bad, the lyrics are atrocious, all of their voices are annoying (even Dev, who’s music I generally love, does NOT work here.)
#LaCroix: Usher ft. Pitbull - DJ Got Us Falling In Love
I’m so exhausted right now the thought of leaving my bed for any reason is painful. And yet, this somehow STILL makes me want to move. Goddammit Usher, how do you do it? Of course this song is fun as hell, Usher is on top of his game, and even Pitbull doesn’t manage to detract from the vibe. But there’s something a bit.. apocalyptic (?) about this song too. You get the feeling that there’s a lot more at stake here than just having a good night out on the town. And I kinda like that vibe. This song has always been fantastic.
Unfortunately, this means we are saying goodbye to Oswordo3 today. You've been across the board with your submissions but I've enjoyed having you this season! Thank you for playing!