I didn’t know what to expect from the premiere episode of #CBBUS, but I will say that I’m OBSESSED with this show lmfao.
HIGHLIGHTS
Fucking Shannon, like I knew she was a queen, but organizing an all-female alliance and winning first HoH? Kim Spradlin who?
Omarosa, no fucking words. When the gif of her name being called and her posing for the camera only Julie gets was a legendary BB moment and I completely gagged.
The real star of the show? Marissa’s son Zeb! He deadass cried when his mom was going to be on the show. Like this 8 year old is an icon and he deserves everything in life, what a king!
Brandi Granville giving me Housewife realness. Queen of drinking all the alcohol. I hope she makes it far so we can great drama.
Ross Matthews being the best male by far. I love how he’s a super fan. Hopefully the women give him 7th.
Ariadana throwing shade to Steve Harvey and showing off her body during her promo and in the House was all I needed.
Chuck was my least fave going in but I think he’s great casting. He is super alpha and I think he gives DRs so I won’t mind him.
MWP, he’s already a mess (spoilers if you want to know) and he’s the black Kevin what a king.
Mark is likeable. I don’t have anything negative towards him.
James was the dud of the episode. He’s just not that entertaining. However killing of not knowing Donald Trump hosted the apprentice.
The BB singing during HoH started out horribly with the bully bigot Paul but Rachel Reilly, Jodi Rollins, Jessica and Cody and even Jessie redeemed it and saved it. I was gagged to see Jodi Rollins on my screen!
Overall, minus James Maslow and this whole switch HoH power I was gagged and get my life!
Rankings
1. Omarosa
2. Shannon
3. Marissa
4. Ross
5. Brandi
6. Adriana
7. Mark
8. MWP
9. Chuck
10. Keisha
11. James
