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JANA B BLOG SONG COMPETITION AWARDS CONTEST WEEK NINE RESULT

Jan 13, 2021 by TheGoodMan
I love us doing a whole tiddy week in a few hours!

But work ladies you got everything submitted quick so this is gonna be a FASTS.

HighNoon - Splendora - 'You're Standing On My Neck'
LA LA LA LA. You picked a fantastic choice here, it works as an individual song and also as a TV theme so well. The song itself is so iconic, it's cunty like Daria and describes her character and the show so well. Probably the best you could have chosen mama!

Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray - 'You Can't Stop The Beat'
Hi I'm Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray I love your new movie MirandaCosgrove! This song did try to end racism and I like it as one of the best songs from this musical but it A Lot. It's not my favourite of the bunch of musical songs submitted but a good call. Also fuck John Travolta ugly scientologist ass

ricktworick1
Christina Milian - 'Call Me Beep Me'
This might have been one of the more obvious songs you could choose but it is that way for a reason. It's definitely stood the test of time as a bop and I do enjoy it. Christina Milian really deserves more recognition of her iconicity around the world. I really love her.

Jennifer Holliday - 'And I Am Telling You'
Now THIS is everything. I've seen Dreamgirls with Amber Riley as Effie and she smashed it but this is even better. I'm so glad you chose Jennifer Holliday's version because it is the PIQUE. She really gives everything to this song, and while it is a vocal extravaganza it's all with real meaning purpose and totally fits the musical and her character. An excellent choice. It's a shame this song has been bastardized by terrible children singing it on talent shows.

Alexeh23
Someday - Tracy Beaker Theme
Girl you picked the BOP and this fucking video ENDED me with the Bebo pictures all over it 'FALLEN FOR U' et cetera. I've actually not heard the full song before this but you have introduced me to a timeless bop. It really gives me BOG OFF VIBES and you served Tracy

Ashley Tisdale - 'Humuhumunukunukuapua'a' (???)
From any of the HSM franchise, I would not have chosen this. While it definitely has camp value, it's just not as much of a bop as like Bop to the Top or High School Musical or What Time Is It or Getcha Head In The Game or you get the picture it's not what you coulda picked from this group.... This has not aged well.

Absol
Total Drama Cast? - 'I Wanna Be Famous'
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A Tit shaker. For sure, always has been, it might not be AS important as some of the other songs by the other ladies in this category..

Marcy Park - 'I Speak Six Languages'
This is the only song I was not familiar with before this round. But I'm gonna alert you to something.. I SPECIFICALLY SAID in the description 'NO FAN CAMS'... What is this? Pooja what is this behaviour? I could tell this song was really funny and good but I feel the production was kinda lame and amateur and I could see the actor just kinda going thru the motions with it..

MichelleObama
Puffy - 'Teen Titans'
OOOH an interesting choice using this song instead of the Hi Hi Pussy Ami Ya Momma song. But a good call, this really does quake me when the beat goes down at TEEN TITANS>>> GO! I think this is a good example of using Jpop WELL. Kudos and Arigatogozaimasu Michelle-Chan

Avenue Q Cast - 'Everyone's a Little Bit Racist'
Girllllll. I love this musical! It might be my favourite one ever actually! So you picked definitely correct. This song always kills me. Especially when I first saw it a white woman played Christmas Eve and it was very wrong and problematic but iconic. I can't even get in a taxi!

So this is a tough one, I'm gonna reveal the rankings per category.

TV:
1) Alexeh
2) Tayvie
3) FLOTUS
4) Rick
5) Absol

Musicals
1) FLOTUS
2) Rick
3) Tayvie
4) Alexeh
5) Absol

Averages:
Michelle - 2th
Tayvie - 2.5th
Alexeh - 2.5th
Rick - 3rd
Absol - 5th

So this would mean Absol is going home... but.... what's this?

*Abby stands up* I got this the first challenge for winning, and I'm playing it at the last available time.

I can confirm as a prize for winning the very FIRST challenge this season, Absol was given a Hidden Immunity Idol which grants her immunity from elimination as long as she plays it before the judge cut. It was usable up to Final 5, and she held onto it but played it when she submitted her song to me in PMs. That means.. kinda robbedly but also really funny
ricktworick1 you have been eliminated from the race. So sorry pooh.

WIN - MichelleObama
HIGH - HighNoon (I prefer your two songs over Alexeh's worse so I'm taking that into consideration.)
IN - Alexeh23 (tracy beaker REALLY saved your ass girl)
IDOL - Absol
OUT - ricktworick1

Comments

LMAO NOT RICK GETTING IDOLED OUT
Sent by Insanity,Jan 13, 2021
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/survivor-canadienne-org/images/6/6c/Idol1.gif
Sent by Absol,Jan 13, 2021
I was so scared of the purple edit but instead I got eliminated in the most iconic fashion
Sent by ricktworick1,Jan 13, 2021

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