I would like to apologize to the public of TG, for the Reptile Room has been permanenlty shut down due to all the reptiles escaping after the death of Montgomery Montgomery. If you see any of the following users, warn them that a reptile may be lurking in their closet.
"Now, I know that a few dangerous reptiles can make you skeptical of the entire species. But, if you give them a chance and you get to know them well enough to tell the dangerous from the good, I promise you no harm will come to you in the Reptile Room."
