A baby 👶🏽 was born 🤰🏽⬇️🚼 in hospital 🏥 laughing 😂 instead of crying 😭❌, the more ➕ the nurses 👩🏽⚕️👩🏼⚕️👩🏻⚕️ beat 👊🏽👊🏼👊🏻 him, the more ➕ he laughed 😂🤣 so hard 🤣🤪, suddenly ‼️ the doctor 👨🏻⚕️ noticed 👀 he 👶🏽 had something in his hands 🤛🏽👶🏽🤜🏽, so he pulled 🤝 the tiny hands apart 🤲🏽 and discovered 👀 he was holding ✊🏽 3 3️⃣ abortion 🤰🏽❌ pills 💊💊💊.
The baby 🚼 then turned 🔄🔂 his head 👶🏽⬅️ looking 👁👃🏽👁 at his mother 👩🏽, laughed 🤣 again ➕ and said 📢💬🔊 “NO ❌ WEAPON 🔫💣🧨🔪🗡⚔️ FASHIONED 👗👠👒 AGAINST ME 👶🏽 SHALL PROSPER!” 🌷➕🔝
Comment 💬 “AMEN!” 🙌🏼👏🏼 if you ➡️🚹🚺 believe no ❌ weapon 🔫💣🧨🔪🗡⚔️ fashioned 👗👠👒 against you ➡️🚹🚺 this month 🗓📅 shall prosper. 🌷➕🔝
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