Halloween

Dec 14, 2009 by Silvers

After a talk with one of my really good friends, this is what she tells me:

The doorbell rang. I could hear the hoard of obnoxious, too old to be trick or treating teens at the front door.

I answered.

A 14 year old princess, stuck her bag out and chanted, in probably the most snotty voice I have heard since The Nanny was on the air:

"Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat."

I picked the demon of the candy world, about 5 tootsie rolls and placed them in her pillow sack. I looked at her pointedly.

"Load up sweetheart, you should probably get your weight up for when you have your first teen pregnancy this year."

And then I slammed the door in her face.

You know, I never claimed to be a nice person.

However, I did get a Halloween win.

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