It has recently come to my attention that Mrkk has been scamming people out of their time. And why commit this vile act? You'll see...
My first contact with Mister KK was at a bar in Egypt, where I discovered he was underage and drinking! I quickly turned him into the authorities. I then had a lovely glass of champagne. I was 11 when this happened
I then heard from Mark when he escaped prison two years later. He threatened to come to my house and steal my bananas! I knew I could not let this happen, and turned him in for blackmail!
The next thing I know, Murk suddenly appeared at my work, throwing a rock through the window! It unfortunately killed a coworker after hit hit them on the head :(
Two years later, I was at a Vanessa Quai concert when Mark grabbed me from behind and injected me with something. This was a coronavirus vaccine...
I clicked it, only to find it was CLICKBAIT! Of all the crimes he has committed, including DRINKING, UNLAWFUL VACCINATION, AND MURDER, THIS IS BY FAR THE WORST!
Edit: He is now BLACKMAILING me once again, by saying Ana Soklic, the queen of Slovenia, will die if I don't join in with his group. POLICE, POLICE!
Please...send this dangerous man back to prison where he belongs...
these are all fake news, i was in egypt to study the culture, that would have made me more prepared for my upcoming group game, then she made the rest up with her imagination
talking 'bout egypt you should join MRKK'S SURVIVOR EGYPT
