100%- I die
99%- I say shit again today
90%- I say fuck again today
80%- I insult Boris Johnson in public
75%- ColinCoco is a robot
70%- Tengaged shuts down in the next 5 years
60%- The Hunger Games take place in real life
50%- I flip a coin and get tails
40%- My bananas are gross
30%- I have a nightmare tonight
25%- The nightmare is about spiders
20%- My wrist is broken as I'm typing this
15%- Randomize doesn't exist and is a bot account fooling us this whole time
10%- I'm not sleep deprived tomorrow
5%- I piss myself tonight
2.5%- I actually give a shit about the news
1%- I have a happy life
0.5%- Slovenia qualifies in Eurovision
0.1%- I have something meaningful to say
0.01%- I lose my virginity
<0.0000000000000000000000000000000000001- I get someone at my Animal Crossing campsite :/ (Bitch, why has it taken FIFTEEN DAYS!!!!!)
