District 1 Female- Tina ( Slice)- 17
District 1 Male- Josh J ( JoshGillespie)- 17
District 2 Female- Christine ( Crissy15)- 14
District 2 Male- Ivar ( Thorf)- 18
District 3 Female- Fran ( Franzella)- 17
District 3 Male- NPC
District 4 Female- Ata ( Zeptis)- 15
District 4 Male- Maui ( Itz3than)- 17
District 5 Female- Alba ( Varlto)- 13
District 5 Male- Justin ( Rockrac89)- 18
District 6 Female- NPC
District 6 Male- Mada ( ColinCoco)- 18
District 7 Female- Brandie ( FromAWindow)- 15
District 7 Male- Dawson ( Jawson)- 18
District 8 Female- Fei ( Chris2Pei)- 17
District 8 Male- Mason ( iiCreazyGX)- 14
District 9 Female- Katherinee ( Katherinee_)- 16
District 9 Male- Jamie ( Chapi_BBJ)- 15
District 10 Female- NPC
District 10 Male- Josh B ( blazermaniac94)- 15
District 11 Female- Summer ( CruelSummer)- 13
District 11 Male- Mark ( Mrkk)- 13
District 12 Female- Raven ( CocoVanderbilt)- 14
District 12 Male- Ashley ( Tester)- 12
-----DISTRICT 1-----
Commentator: Hello, and welcome, to the eve of the 94th HUNGER GAMES!
*The crowd cheers*
Commentator: Very exciting times for all of us! The children will be going to sleep early tonight so their idol victor can deliver ALL OF THE PRESENTS IN THE WORLD for them! This is, the greatest event of the year! Now, as a first for the games, both tributes will be interviewed together...the new head game-maker said it would tie in nicely for the games...a hint? You know how long I've been asking for Poisoned Candyland! Maybe one day...Anyways, please welcome our District 1 tributes!
*Tina and Josh walk on in matching gold, shining outfits, dazzling the audience with how the light reflects from them. They sit down*
Commentator: So you two, you got the highest average score in training, how does that feel?
Josh J: I feel like it's a really great start for us as a District, and I hope we can keep up to the same standard as our predecessors did!
*The crowd claps*
Commentator: So who's wearing the trousers out of you two?
*Josh J looks confused at this*
Tina: Obviously, I am, the idiot doesn't even know what trousers are!
*She punches him jokingly*
Commentator: Right, game maker Vipette said that every district will be getting a hint...
*He opens an envelope*
Commentator: The hint for District One is as follows- WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tina: Don't tell me we're going into a piss arena
Commentator: Not that kind, WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE as in WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Josh J: What the fuck?
Tina: As in we're the arena?
Commentator: Nevermind, may the odds be ever in your favor!
*The tributes walk-off, clearly confused by that strange AF interview*
-----DISTRICT 2-----
*District 2 walk-on dressed in matching silver outfits*
Commentator: Well, it looks like District 1 and 2 stylists are communicating!
Christine: Why are we silver? We should be gold cause we're better!
Commentator: So I take that your relationship with the 1's isn't that great?
Ivar: We never said it was bad, but we do feel like District 1 is getting all of the attention this year!
Commentator: And how do you feel about each other?
Christine: We're tight, definitely gonna stick together and prove how strong we really are! I can slice someone's guts out, and Ivor can snap someone's neck with one touch!
Commentator: Alright, your hint reads- ROAAAAAARRRRRRR
Christine: Alright, Rosalina is a pre-school teacher, it's confirmed!
Ivor: Weeeee and Rooooarrrr...We Roar?
-----DISTRICT 3-----
*District 3 walks on dressed as matching computers. They plonk down*
Commentator: WOAH THESE OUTFITS!
Fran: Yes, they are way too big! I can hardly move!
*The duo will clearly need wheeling off after the interview*
Commentator: So Fran, you got a pretty decent training score for a 3, how does it feel?
Fran: It feels good to have the highest score of my District for well...the last games in recent history. I feel like we really have a chance!
Commentator: District 3 Male, you were bashed at the training, the complete opposite to your partner. How does that feel?
Male: Well it's embarrassing, but I'm dying anyway so whatever I guess
Fran: Don't say that, we're gonna own this!
Commentator: You arena hint is....SPLAAAAAASSSSSHHHHH!
Male: Like into water?
Fran: This better not be another water-based arena, I've had enough of those!
*She rolls her eyes*
-----DISTRICT 4-----
*District 4 walk-on...well roll on dressed as a pink and blue mermaid!*
Maui: I CAN'T FUCKING SIT UP!
*The commentator helps the pair to sit on the seats*
Commentator: So um...what's going on here?
Ata: Our stylist thought it would be funny to dress up as mermaids apparently...well it's not!
*They both have long blonde hair, Maui trying to fiddle his wig off*
Maui: I look like a fucking woman...THEY MADE ME WEAR A BIKINI!
*The commentator lets out a little giggle, before trying to maintain a serious face*
Commentator: So District 4 have really been portrayed as the weakest career district, what do you have to say in response?
Ata: Well, we are about to be the strongest...if we could stand...
Commentator: Well, your arena hint is- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Maui: Really? That's literally not a hint!
Commentator: True...we have screaming in every game...
-----DISTRICT 5-----
*District 5 walk-on dressed in matching Blue outfits*
Commentator: Wow, this is an upgrade!
Justin: Our stylist said he wanted us to look posher, especially after our recent victory!
Commentator: Now Alba, your brother won the last games...does it worry you that you will be in his shadow?
Alba: of course I'm gonna be in his shadow! Everyone just knows me as Alvaro's Sister, not as Alba!
Commentator: But you will likely get a lot of support from his supporters!
Alba: That isn't incorrect I suppose...
Commentator: Now, your arena hint is...FUN!
Alba: That's the hint?
Commentator: That's the hint...
-----DISTRICT 6-----
*District 6 walk-on literally dressed as a train, Mada as the front and the Female bringing up the rear*
Female: Ew you just farted in my face...
Mada: Sorry
*They park themselves by the seats, all that can be seen of the girl is her legs sticking out the bottom*
Commentator: I'm not even gonna ask...
Mada: Thank you...
Commentator: So, the capitol stated that if you two did well enough, a training academy would open in 6?
Mada: Correct
Commentator: What level needs to be achieved to reach that?
Mada: We either need to both make it to the top 10, or one of us get to the top 3
Commentator: And do you think you can achieve that?
Mada: Easily!
Commentator: Now...you arena hint is- CANDY!
*The commentator starts jumping up and down*
Commentator: MAYBE WE ARE FINALLY GETTING CANDYLAND!
-----DISTRICT 7-----
*The District 7 tributes walk on as...you guessed it! Trees!*
Brandie: Fuck this!
*Brandie literally starts taking her tree off, revealing, to everyone's relief, that she is wearing clothes underneath*
Commentator: Again...I'm not gonna ask! Now Brandie, you've been invited into the career pack! How does that feel?
Brandie: A-MAZING! I can't wait to slay with them!
Commentator: Now Dawson, from Day 1 you've been nervous, aren't you excited to compete?
Dawson: Are you actually asking me if I'm excited to compete in the Hunger Games? FUCK NO I'M NOT AND FUCK ANYONE THAT IS!
*Dawson also rips off his tree, throwing it into the crowd*
Commentator: Well, your arena hint is...SOOOOAAAARRRRR! Take it or leave it...
-----DISTRICT 8-----
*The District 8 tributes walk on in a MESS of various fabrics stitched together. It soon becomes apparent that the tributes are having to hold them up over themselves*
Commentator: Are you going to drop it as the District 7 tributes did?
Fei: Our stylist watched them and told us we couldn't pulla a stunt as they did...so this is all we have...
Mason: And while my body is in pristine condition, I for one, is not in the mood to be laughed at by the District 8 community, the scumbags
(Sorry ya'll, it's just that when I was in school I was bullied by a dude named Mason so I couldn't help myself but make this character a jerk, sorry @iiCrazyGX)
Commentator: So Mason, I hear you were a bit of a bully back in 8...
Mason: Nothing they didn't deserve...
*Fei looks shocked*
Fei: DON'T SAY THAT!
*The commentator facepalms*
Commentator: Your clue is...Some strang growl I can't pronounce!
Mason: Brilliant!
*Mason turns to leave, not noticing the fact that there is no material covering his backside as he walks off, causing the crowd to laugh. Fei runs after him*
-----DISTRICT 9-----
*District 9 come on dressed as grain*
Commentator: Jamie, you are just the bravest person Panem has ever seen!
Katherine: Excuse me, I EXIST!
Commentator: Ah sorry, our latest edition to the cast because unfortunately, our tribute from 9 died in her sleep last night :(
Katherine: Yes, and I'm pissed I'm here because of it!
*The commentator yawns*
Commentator: Yep, your clue is- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, on your way!
-----DISTRICT 10-----
*The tributes from 10 come on, crawling on their hands and knees dressed as cows*
Commentator: AND NOW WE HAVE A PAIR OF COWS! We've had computers, mermaids, fabric monsters, grains and now cows! The stylists do like their pairings!
Josh B: Being dressed as the thing you farm is Humiliating, I need to be honest
Female: These whole games are humiliating!
*Suddenly, she jumps to her feet grabbing a piece of glass, slicing her own throat. Everyone jumps up, panicked*
BOOM!
*Someone plays a cannon sound effect*
Commentator: NOT FUNNY, SOMEONE GET THIS MESS CLEANED UP!
*Janitors rush on to clear away the body*
Commentator: WHY ARE THESE SUCH A MESS!
*He turns to Josh B*
Commentator: Did you know of this?
*Josh sighs*
Josh: There's a suicide pact, about five of us are in it. The girl from 9 killed herself last night, that was the true reason for the replacement. Me, Hanah (The girl from 10) and the two from three were meant to be in on it, but when I we saw they didn't do it during their interviews, I wanted to call it off...but she insisted on doing it...
Commentator: Wow...
-----DISTRICT 11-----
*An hour later, the two from 11 are ready. They are dressed as street beggars...*
Commentator: So, you two are brother and sister, and I can't help but notice you've both put on weight!
Summer: Food...good...here
Mark: Is nice
*The crowd then realizes they can't even speak proper English- they probably hadn't been to school. They applaud for whatever reason because crowds are strange*
-----DISTRICT 12-----
*District 12 tributes run onto the stage together, dressed as the classic coal miners, waving to the crowd*
Raven: WHAT'S UP PANEMMMM!!!
*For two little 12 kids, they are playing the crowd well*
Ashley: HOPE YOUR HAVING FUN TONIGHT!
*The two loudly sing a song, drowning out the voice of the commentator as they sing in...shockingly perfect harmony!
Raven: Where dead man called out!
Ashley: For his love to flee!
Raven: Strange things did happen here!
*Commentator: STOP!
*The audience applauds as the two run off*
-----FINAL INTERVIEW-----
*Finally the commentator interviews Rosalina*
Commentator: Rosalina!
Rosalina: Hey!
Commentator: So you hints didn't exactly go down well...
Rosalina: Well no, but I guess it builds the excitement! I can't wait to see their faces when they rise into the am-
Commentator: SHUT IT!
*Rosalina makes a zipping motion with her mouth*
Rosalina: I am a pre-school teacher, but I'm taking a break for this!
*The crowd then realizes they can't even speak proper English- they probably hadn't been to school. They applaud for whatever reason because crowds are strange*
