District 1 Female- Tina ( Slice)- 17
District 1 Male- Josh J ( JoshGillespie)- 17
District 2 Female- Christine ( Crissy15)- 14
District 2 Male- Ivar ( Thorf)- 18
District 3 Female- Fran ( Franzella)- 17
District 3 Male- NPC
District 4 Female- Ata ( Zeptis)- 15
District 4 Male- Maui ( Itz3than)- 17
District 5 Female- Alba ( Varlto)- 13
District 5 Male- Justin ( Rockrac89)- 18
District 6 Female- NPC
District 6 Male- Mada ( ColinCoco)- 18
District 7 Female- Brandie ( FromAWindow)- 15
District 7 Male- Dawson ( Jawson)- 18
District 8 Female- Fei ( Chris2Pei)- 17
District 8 Male- Mason ( iiCreazyGX)- 14
District 9 Female- Katherinee ( Katherinee_)
District 9 Male- Jamie ( Chapi_BBJ)- 15
District 10 Female- NPC
District 10 Male- Josh B ( blazermaniac94)- 15
District 11 Female- Summer ( CruelSummer)- 13
District 11 Male- Mark ( Mrkk)- 13
District 12 Female- Raven ( CocoVanderbilt)- 14
District 12 Male- Ashley ( Tester)- 12
*The tributes watch as the face of the new head game maker- Rosalina Vipette- appears on the screen*
Rosalina: Hello my sweeties! Before we begin I just really wanted to say you are all adorable and tried your very very best, so please don't be upset if your scores aren't great, take this as an opportunity to learn!
Tina: Who's this? A primary school teacher?
Rosalina: As always, we will start with District 1! Tina showed a shockingly strong performance in the use of hollow-swords, a very specialized yet lethal weapon when used correctly. This is gonna be exciting because we've never actually seen anyone use these before, so hopefully, we will get some action with it in the games! A 10
*She grins really brightly to the camera*
Tina: BITCH, IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A 12!
*Tina throws her chair at the screen as everyone else watches, amused*
Rosalina: Now for Josh J! Josh has shown a very wide array of weapon use, including that of a battleaxe, a rare yet shockingly effective weapon! In the past, it's been used to cut people's heads clean from their bodies and is easily one of the deadliest weapons if you know how to lift one! Josh has also been seen practising with more mainstream weapons, such as the standard swords and crossbows. A score of 10 also, very well done!
Josh: Not bad...unlike some people, I'm not going to throw my chair at the screen...
*He glares at Tina*
Rosalina: Moving onto Christine! This small but deadly bundle has well...been very good with a knife, even demonstrating to a trainer that she knows how to skin humans with one in less than a minute...the mess was not pretty, however, we do need to appreciate an iconic queen! However, the trainer's family have pressed charges, so we need to decrease the training score by 10, giving her a 2 :(
Christine: REALLY! THAT SON OF A BITCH HAD IT COMING FOR HIM! HE MADE FUN OF MY NOSE!
Rosalina: Now for Ivor, who needless to say, can easily lift a weight and toss it a long way...but that's about it. He has nothing to him other than being strong *She smiles* Sweetie, please try harder next time! A score of 6
Ivor: Rigged!
Rosalina: And now for Fran, easily one of the smartest tributes we have ever seen in the games! She was able to memorize a pattern of 100 different plants effortlessly, and showed it to us at training, buy far scoring a 9!
Fran: YES!
Rosalina: The Male from 3 has been seen doing nothing but sulking in the corner, a 1, sorry Hunny!
*The boy from 3 run into the corner and cries*
Rosalina: Now back to some exciting people! Ata from 4 has showcased her physical strength and broad knowledge of hand-on-hand combat, even managing to take down one of the greatest Kung-Fu fighters in the country, 5th to be exact! However...we do only have 5, so I suppose it's not that impressive. Ata could very well be a dark horse in this competition! A score of 9
*Maui sits nervously, ready for his score*
Rosalina: Maui is very sly and slippery, challenging us to do a simulation with him where he easily ambushed and defeated all of the simulator's guards! 10!
Maui: What? That's all I get?
Rosalina: Now for Ata from 5, who is everything her brother isn't. She is weak, defenceless and just prey for the larger and more experienced tributes. One good thing about Ata though is her ability to charm, managing to convince us not to give her a 2 and instead of a 3!
Ata: I-
Rosalina: Staying with District 5, we have Justin, a boy who has real potential to be a career...but just isn't. He's strong enough, fast enough, fit enough, but yet refuses to use weapons entirely. I don't know about you, but someone must be on a suicide mission! 4!
Justin: I refuse to hurt another living human!
Rosalina: The Tributes from 6 seem to go hand in hand, yet Mada seems to be the leader of the duo, deciding what to do, meanwhile the girl just trails behind him, unquestioning. They could both do decently, but Mada scores an 8, and the girl scores a 5
Mada: Decent
Rosalina: Now Brandie is something very special! It's very rare for someone so young and from such a poor district to be invited into the career pack, but she's made it, purely from her truly frightening axe swinging abilities! She's also looked to expand, having knife lessons with Christine, and practising throwing knives with Maui. Certainly, one to watch! 10!
Brandie: Yes!!!
Rosalina: Ohhh Dawson, you were amazing in that session we had in bed but not so much in training! *Her eyes suddenly go wide as she realises she just said that out loud* Rosalina: Anyway, a 2, moving on!
*Rosalina is obviously trying to get through this after just saying that statement...*
Rosalina: Ah yes, Fei from 8. a failiure, 1, next!
Fei: Really? THAT'S ALL I GET! Come on, I know I didn't do much but still!
Rosalina: Yes yes yes, now for Mason, who is a compete phsycopath and will be fun to watch!
Mason: I-
*Sweat begins to drip down Rosalina's face*
Rosalina: Now for the girl from 9, nope, 0, next! Ah yes, Jamie, one of the best volunteers of all time, um! I CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS!
*Rosalina storms off-camera as the cameraman himself holds up the camera in a vlog-like style and continues from where Rosalina left off*
Cameraman: Yes, Jamie is an adorable and brave tribute from 9 who is really one to watch! He has shown a wide array with throwing knives and scythes, scoring an 8!
*Everyone seems much more interested in the drama than the training scores*
Cameraman: Nothing here on the girl from 10, Josh B! A very strong cattle farmer from 10 who might actually stand a chance in the games. Despite the manual labour, he's much smaller than most of the Males from 10 usually are because of their demanding work and diets. He scores a 6
Josh B: I guess could be better...
Cameraman: Summer and Mark from 11, siblings, twins even! Both have been spending their training time eating...I wonder why. At least they have iron stomachs which are impressive! Two for both!
*Summer and Mark have clearly put on more weight in just four days*
Cameraman: Finally, Raven and Ashley! Both complete forgettable failures like the tributes from 12 are every year, and that concludes this, bye!
*The camera turns off as everyone starts complaining*
-----END OF EPISODE-----
Lol sorry for the carnage this episode, but I wanted to try and make it interesting rather than just "X from District Y is not a good tribute" Over and over again for the outlying districts. Anyway, I hope this season gets better than...this with the interviews!
