Welcome to Not (It seriously is) rigged survivor! This is totally not a rip-off of 3pi14159 Epic Survivor, and as I just said a second ago, IS (Yes) NOT RIGGED! (It is). Now let's meet out castaways!
Not Tribe:
3pi14159
Buddha
Kim Jong Un
Peppa Pig
Squidward
Banana
Satan ColinCoco
Rigged Tribe:
Taylor Swift
Katy Perry
Heather Lee Cameron Washed_Ravioli Randomize
@StarsBursts
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Jesus's Mother The Virgin Mary
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This season isn't rigged, good luck castaways!
CONFESSIONALS:
3pi14159: Ha ha, they can't figure out my name to write it down!
Buddha: I will use peace, but if I don't win it shall not matter
Kim Jong Un: If I don't win I will nuke them all
Peppa Pig: I'm Peppa Pig!
Squidward: Sup
Banana: *Peels*
Satan: I will drag their asses to hell
ColinCoco: I hope I'm not rigged out!
Francesca Hogi: If I'm voted out first again I will eat this rock!
Taylor Swift: Fuck Katy Perry, stupid bitch
Katy Perry: Fuck Taylor Swift, stupid bitch
Heather Lee Cameron: I'm here at last!
Washed_Ravioli: Ravioli needs washing!
Randomize: *Is not present*
StarBursts: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
:): Smile
Jesus's Mother The Virgin Mary: I may meet with Jesus and we shall all live in heaven as one
#: I'm a #
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE:
Rigged wins immunity! (Not had the puzzle and everything solved but I gave it to Rigged anyway)
NOT TRIBE CAMP:
*Kim Jong Un, Peppa Pig, Banana, Satan and ColinCoco gather in a corner*
Peppa Pig: I feel good about this five!
Satan: As do I...
Kim Jong Un: Ok whatever
ColinCoco: How do you play survivor?
Peppa Pig: Anyway, that creep 3pi has been running around in his pink underwear all day- we should vote him out!
ColinCoco: I would but idk how to spell his name
Peppa Pig: Oh yeah...
*Squidward, Buddha and 3pi gather in another corner*
Squidward: So I was thinking it'd be funny to vote Francesca out first a third time!
Buddha: Love...Love
3pi: Well, I feel Kim Jong Un is the biggest threat- he's been controlling the others all day!
Squidward: Yes, but Francesca would be funny! She said she would eat another rock if she went first again...production leaked her confessional to me
3pi: Omg they did?
Squidward: Yeah...
*Squidward pulls Peppa Pig aside*
Squidward: As we're both animated characters, I think it would be good if we stuck together!
Peppa Pig: I agree. Have you heard anything for the vote?
Squidward: I've heard it was Francesca
Peppa Pig: Ok I'm in!
*Peppa Pig returns to her group*
Peppa: Squidward just said that he is voting for Francesca
Kim Jong Un: But her going first is...unfair...
ColinCoco: Says the communist
Kim Jong Un: Careful or I'll nuke your house!
Satan: Squidward is playing well though...it may be wise to get rid of him
Production Member: Psst, Squidward has been making up lies about us, to vote him would be great!
Peppa Pig: So our options are Francesca and Squidward?
Satan: I think Francesca would be funnier
Peppa Pig: yes, but Squidward is more strategic. Before you know it he's at the merge and winning every challenge and finding ALL of the idols
Banana: Speaking of idols...where did Francesca go?
*Francesca is in the forest searching for the idol*
Francesca: It has to be around here somewhere...
*She sees a blue object in the distance. The runs toward it, lifting it up to find...a plastic bag!*
Francesca: This plastic bag must be the idol! I FOUND THE IDOL BITCHES!
*Francesca runs out of the forest, screaming she has the idol*
Peppa Pig: She's so dumb- we could use her later!
Banana: But we need to flush that idol...
*Banana rolls towards Francesca*
Banana: Everyone is voting for you, it will be 8-1!
Francesca: NO, I CAN'T GO HOME FIRST AGAIN!
*She sobs and runs off*
Banana: Well that went to plan
*The sun begins to set as Squidward approaches Kim Jong-Un*
Squidward: So we're set on Francesca!
Kim Jong Un: Yes we are!
Squidward: Don't lie or I will slap you!
TRIBAL COUNCIL:
Production: Welcome, Not tribe to the tribal council! Dip your toches in the fire, and take a seat. Francesca, earlier today you claim to have found the idol
Francesca: Yes I have!
Squidward: Enough, let's vote!
Production: Squidward, you've been all around camp today!
Squidward: Idc let's just vote!
Production: Alright then...it's time to vote!
*Everyone votes*
Production: If anyone has a hidden immunity idol and wants to play it...now would be the time to do so!
*Francesca stands*
Francesca: I REFUSE TO GO HOME FIRST AGAIN!
Production: This is...not a hidden immunity idol
*Tears plastic bad aparty*
Production: Any votes cast against Francesca will still count!
First vote...Francesca Hogi
Second vote...Squidward
Third vote...Francesca Hogi
Fourth Vote...Squidward
2 votes Francesca Hogi, 2 votes Squidward, 5 votes left
1st person voted out of Not Rigged Survivor......
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Squidward
*The vote quite obviously read Satan, but it had been crossed out, and in a different handwriting said Squidward*
Squidward: FUCK ALL OF YOU!
Production: Squidward...the tribe has spoken...
*Snuffs torch*
Production: It's time for you to go...
VOTING CONFESSIONALS:
3pi14159: I'm voting for Francesca because it'll be entertaining I suppose!
Buddha: Francesca Hogi because that's what the others seem to be doing
Kim Jong Un: Squidward, I must be the leader!
Peppa Pig: Squidward, Animation club didn't work out this time, I'm sorry
Squidward: Francesca Hogi cause it will be fun!
Banana: Squidward...I guess
Satan: Francesca Hogi. I know I'm with an alliance but I just really wanna see her face!
ColinCoco: Squidward because Peppa told me to
Francesca Hogi: Satan because he is a bad...bad...creature!
PLACEMENTS:
18: Squidward (5-3-1)
Next time: There is drama at Not as Peppa Pig tries to isolate 3pi and Buddah, meanwhile at Rigged, the tribe is getting annoyed at StarBurst's outburst, and Mary's constant preaching, meanwhile Taylor attempts to make peace with Katy. 17 remain, who will be voited out next???
