ColinCoco My secretaries have tried to email you directly, as have I, but you have ignored all of it, so I must approach you publically!
It has come to my attention that recently your company invested in a prototype camera which can also pick up if someone is infected with Covid-19
I must let you know, that Prototype was created by us, and leaked to you by a corrupt employee who has since been dismissed. I ask you to return the models and prototypes they have given you back to us. If you don't, out office negotiations are off!
