*Megan chooses Pheobe. Mark chooses Lucaso. The guard put Megan and Mark head's under the guillotine*
King: For this task, you need to search the moat for my extra crown. I lost it a couple of years ago. First one to bring it back to me gets their partner spared! GO!
*Pheobe and Lucaso jump into the moat, and start searching, pulling out nothing but rocks and poo*
Pheobe: This is gross
Lucaso: I'm not leaving Mark behind!
*Pheobe decides to go around to the other side of the moat, and starts searching there, but pulls out more rats. Lucaso thinks he's found it, returning to the king*
King: Why, that is not my crown! That is a rusty bit of metal!
*Lucaso continues to search. Pheobe pulls out a giant, golden crown, and starts swimming back. Lucaso suddenly tackles her in the water, hoping to steal it for himself. The two fight for fifteen minutes until someone pulls themselves out of the moat. They give the crown to the king*
King: This is real! Off with the losing partner's head!
*The blade suddenly comes down on Mark's neck, slicing his head clean off. It lands in the basket. The guards free Megan. Lucaso pulls himself out of the moat, covered in disgusting stuff*
Lucaso: NO! I PROMISED I WOULD SAVE HIM!
*The king picks up Mark's head, and gives it to the guard*
King: I want this on my bedroom shelf!
*The guard carries Mark's head into the castle*
King: Right then, I'm not letting you get away that easily! For kidnapping the queen, you all deserve 5 years in the torture basement!
*The crown the king is holding has a yellow light around it. Xoclin suddenly runs up, and punches the king in the chest. He quickly grabs the crown, and runs with the group back to the safe room, placing the crown on the shelf. Instantly, the group starts to shake. Thee people appear in the room. They are blocking the door. Another person, a child, sits on the other side of the room, huge blue boils all over her body. She is screaming. The three blocking the door are all young looking women. The people notice the arrivals, and turn around, still blocking the door*
Person 1: Who are you?
Jamie: We're nothing to be afraid of!
Zachary: Who are you?
Person 2: I'm not telling you. Are you one of them? One of the creatures?
Amara: No, don't think so
Person 3: Your foreign
Person 1: Do the smell test, Helen
Rosaline: Wait, your name's Helen, that's a modern name...are we in modern day?
Helen: No, but I'm here just like you. We're trapped in time!
*People are screaming outside. Helen suddenly darts to the group, and starts sniffing them*
Helen: They are safe...wait....one of you can't be trusted....one of you is lying!
*Amara suddenly starts running, but there is no where to go. Helen grabs her*
Helen: This one is a traitor!
Amara: I'm not....it's just....I have a secret I want to hide from you
Person 1: In my country, there is no such thing as secrets. Spit it out
Amara: Well....Fine. My mother murdered my father, and told me not to tell anyone, otherwise she will do the same to me!
*Everyone looks shocked*
Helen: That is a big secret, but you aren't the traitor. I can't work out who it is, but it's in one of you!
*Suddenly, dead-looking people burst through the door*
Person 1: Plague!
Helen: Plague!
Person 2: Witchcraft!
*One of the zombies grab Person 1, and starts eating her flesh. the group watches in horror as her body lies motionless, then re-animates itself into one of the zombies. Suddenly, the little girl in the room starts singing ring-a-ring-a-roses, gets up from her bed, and join the zombies*
Helen: Gemma, what are you doing?
*Gemma stands in the middle of the zombies. The zombies grab person 1, eating her alive, and just like person 2, stands up again, and joins the zombies*
Helen: No, no, no, no
*The zombies pile into the room*
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This is the first majorly fake episode. Episode 4 was Unrealistic, as was episode 3, but episode 5 is really out there. As we all know, the black death wasn't a zombie apocalypse...or was it?
