Brother: Whatever you do, don't jump off.
Me: Okay...
(rides on the pegs of my brothers bike)
Me: Ahhh, this is scary I want to get off. Slow down!
-Jumps off-
Brother: Are you stupid? I told you not to jump off.
Well. I cut both my hands. Plus busted up my elbow.
My whole right arm was numb, still kind of is.
It hurttttttt.
Me: Does giving birth hurt more than this?
Family: Yes.
