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Weed for Beginners

5thFeb 15, 2018 by Rocker917
Since everybody is chiming in on it and Im sure like 80-90% of you are not regular smokers heres a few things I've learned in my freshman year of college so that you can actually understand what people are talking about today

-If you're going to smoke do not smoke "mids" which is really really cheap weed (Probably about 5$ a gram if the price is fair, 10$ if you're getting ripped off) and its usually like grainy and seedy. Its trash, it tastes awful, and you won't get very high unless you smoke a ton

- Weed is not addictive the same way other drugs are. In terms of addiction and how dangerous it is and stuff weed is not as dangerous as heroin as the federal government in the USA says. HOWEVER I know so many people who are dependent on weed and are literally high from the time they get out of class until they go to bed and are sometime high DURING CLASS.

- If you need to spend more than 100$ a month on weed you're spending too much. Either you're getting ripped off for bad weed, or your tolerance is too high. You should take a break for at least a week or two and try to look for another way to get weed. This will reset your tolerance and you'll probably not get ripped off as much

- Buy a small amount just to try anytime you're getting weed from a new person. They'll probably cut you a deal to try getting you to come back. Ask for a gram or a "dime" (about 10$). And they'll most likely throw you a little extra and they'll most likely give you their best strain.

-Don't talk to people who arent drunk or high if you're high. Its really annoying. If you smoke alone just avoid people for a while and watch netflix and trip balls or listen to some music and eat some chips

-Don't smoke wayyyy too much. I have a friend who coined the term "green out" and nobody seems to talk about it but us, but if you put way too much THC in your system when you're not used to it, you just feel fucked up in a bad way. Imagine going on a detox from alcohol and then getting black out drunk. You won't enjoy it and you'll end up feeling like you have a stomach bug basically.
A couple weeks ago I was on facetime with my friend and he just disappeared out of nowhere and put his phone down for 45 mins and I had no clue where he was. Apparently he felt sick so he started walking toward the bathroom, blacked out, and fell on the floor. His roommate helped him up and led him to the sink where he threw up like 4-5 times in the 45 mins and then got into bed and just laid there shaking and snapchatted me about how terrified he was.

- Find a friend who knows about weed to help you out. They'll know if bud is good or if its trash and if you're getting ripped off. And if you decide to buy glass they can also tell you if you're getting ripped off, bc most smokeshops are expensive.

- If you're gonna buy glass its probably better to just do it online. My friend got his glass online but its kinda hazy because paraphernalia is technically illegal but bongs are "Glass Water Pipes for Tobacco" technically. If you're in america theres the risk rn that the feds will crackdown and theres a paper trail connecting to you whereas smokeshops you can go in pay cash and theres not tracing it back to you if the feds shut them down and took their records but its up to you how risky you are.

- Basically, just dont be a fucking idiot and it wont ruin your life. If you smoke everyday to try and act cool, and have no medical purpose for smoking, then you're just an idiot and you're gonna be really annoying and people are gonna hate you and then you're gonna be lonely and be gross.

Hope this helps you understand weed more if you dont have an clue what tengaged's up in arms bitching about rn

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Sent by Sparky4444,Feb 15, 2018
100% A+
Sent by Emmett4,Feb 15, 2018
Your friend did not coin the term "green out" lol
Sent by tofutime,Feb 15, 2018
-Don't talk to people who arent drunk or high if you're high. Its really annoying. If you smoke alone just avoid people for a while and watch netflix and trip balls or listen to some music and eat some chips

I learnt this the hard way. And sober people try to play mind games on me it pisses me off like let me chill and enjoy this. I don’t want to talk to people when I’m high unless they’re high and I know it.
Also, watch Netflix and trip balls lmao me
Sent by Philip13,Feb 16, 2018
Your friend did not coin the term "green out" lol
Sent by tofutime,Feb 15, 2018
Sent by marrrss,Feb 16, 2018
Lol at you thinking you guys coined green out
Sent by koolness234,Feb 16, 2018
i like dogs
Sent by k4r4k,Feb 16, 2018

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