Happening right now. I have enough T$ for a current gift and I never use them so whoever can tell me the funniest joke in the next 10 minutes will get a gift!
I've done this lots of times so it's definitely legit.
Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, who was left?
Pete and repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, who was left?
Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, who was left?
Pete and repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, who was left?
Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, who was left?
Pete and repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, who was left?
Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, who was left?
Pete and repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, who was left?
Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, who was left?
Pete and repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, who was left?
Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, who was left?
Pete and repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, who was left?
Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, who was left?
Pete and repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, who was left?
Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, who was left?
Pete and repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off, who was left?
Jacob Zuma went out for drinks with some of the ANC ministers.
After a few hours of boozing, Zuma calls the waiter to bring the bill.
The details of the bill listed the following........................
Jacob zuma R400.00
Cele R250.00
Mbalula R450.00
Vavi R200.00
Total R1,300.00
Jacob Zuma looks at the bill and says to the waiter:
"Haikhona! I will pay for everyone but Total must pay his own bill.
I didn't invite him, on top of that he owns a lot of garages all over South Africa
