We were playing oh-so-glorious link tag and I was jogging around slowly (as usual lol). Then all of a sudden, BAM! This kid comes out of nowhere, full speed ahead, and TRUCKS me!! He is one of those gym try-hards. My last thought before I got hit was extreemely profane &$#@*%
Anyway I had no idea what was happening when my feet left this wonderful earth and I went FLYING up in the air! It seemed like weeks before I landed, and when I did it was smack on the right side of my butt and hand! My hair was insanely all up in my face and I was SO confused.
The reactions of the people around were ones of terror. I looked up to see this one girl staring in horror with her eyes bugging out and her hand over her mouth. I also heard many a gasp throughout the gym!
It has been almost 10 hours since that went down in PE history and I have an enormous purplish bruise on my thigh and my hand is throbbing (but at least it isn't swollen anymore).
Morals of the story: DON'T be a try-hard in gym. Also wear your hair in a ponytail so it doesn't get craycray when you get slammed onto the ground. Or avoid gym class all together.