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Eurovision 2021 Finalists Ranking

May 21, 2021 by RedFabFoxy
This is my personal ranking, like, what would be IDEAL for me to happen, but obviously it won't happen like this.
First let's shout out the robbed NQ's:

BIG faves: Australia (TIME TO TAKE OFF YOUR CLOAKS! not clothes ;)), Croatia, Estonia

Also really liked: Slovenia, Czech Republic (bad live/annoying guy tho), Poland, Latvia (this messy ass guilty pleasure grew on me last second...)

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26. Portugal - Love Is On My Side (The Black Mamba) - Ugh... The moment I heard the lyrics, especially the "sweet sixteen" line, I CRINGED so so hard. This song, I mean... It's not awful but it's definitely one of my least favourites. It's slow, it's pseudo-introspective, it's not my style, I just would not listen to this. I dearly hope this flops on finale night!

25. Germany - I Don't Feel Hate (Jendrik) - I... don't like this :))) I fucking hate cheesy ukulele sounding songs in general, and that breakdown is so random and... weird? Like this song sounds like smth Meghan Trainor would do, and that's not a good thing. Please tank and flop.

24. Cyprus - El Diablo (Elena Tsagrinou) - Oh miss OVERRATED. Sigh... Y'all will drag me for this (except one person) but WHY do y'all stan this the most?! Sis copied Zara Larsson in terms of looks/dance, Bebe Rexha in terms of voice, and Lady Gaga - Bad Romance in terms of chorus!!! BUT I will (sadly) admit, the chorus is catchy. That shit got stuck in my head, ew. But still, I did hate the music video, preferred the SF performance. And the song STILL ain't the best out there, it's not.

23. Switzerland - Tout l'Univers (Gjon's Tears) - Okay so I'm conflicted on this, first of all I DEFINITELY do not want this to win. Second of all, though, I do realise it's actually a beautiful song, but ugh it's just NOT my fave. I feel like it's a tad overrated. Plus, I just can't vibe with french hehe, I'm KIND of a hater when it comes to that language :x #srrynotsrry

22. France - Voilà (Barbara Pravi) - Yay, more french... OK so I hated this when I first heard it. But idk, it's actually interesting, it's not bad at all. I still don't want it to win though.

21. The Netherlands - Birth Of A New Age (Jeangu Macrooy) - So here's the thing... In general I LOVE love african beats and afrocentrism... But the afrobeats and influences here aren't working for me, idk why. The beat is kinda nice though, but everything else is kind of.. just ok, nothing I'd come back to.

20. Italy - Zitti E Buoni (Måneskin) - ALRIGHT so... I hated this when I heard the snippet of it. This is absolutely the first time I'm hearing it fully, and it's actually not bad at all. I hated it at first bc it gave me AC/DC teas and I hate AC/DC with passion, but this is actually better than that. I definitely DEFINITELY do not want it to win, but I can see why it's good to people.

19. Albania - Karma (Anxhela Peristeri) - LMAO this one is so Balkan sounding (hey fellow Balkans xx), but honestly.. I didn't pay attention to it until the SF performance, and that shit was EPIC! Sis exuded confidence, power, and a grand entrance. She really caught my attention. Honestly kind of a dark horse, although it ain't top 5 material duh!

18. Serbia - Loco Loco (Hurricane) - Girl... the way this reminded me of bulgarian chalga when I heard it LMAO, and I... am not fond of that genre of ours. But honestly, the few words I understand, I kinda stan? Like it's powerful and playful, it is. And their SF performance? BOMB. But the song in general ain't one of my faves, but it's.. not awful at all tbh.

17. Spain - Voy A Quedarme (Blas Cantó) - This song is a sweet one. I actually love his belting/high note towards the end. It's a really nice song, and it has something to it that it doesn't make it "boring". But sadly it ain't a highlight compared to others tbh.

16. United Kingdom - Embers (James Newman) - Ok UK, go off with your UK radio bop! Honestly this song is too basic for it to go top 10, but it's a bop, I enjoy it. But it ain't something "SPECIAL" per se!

15. Iceland - 10 Years (Daði og Gagnamagnið) - Honestly this song is a bop, I like the vibe it has. It's a cute fun one, BUT the tacky dance, girl... Smh, but it's alright, the song is cute and boppy, it's pleasant.

14. Norway - Fallen Angel (TIX) - LOL it's funny, some of y'all stan this to death, some of y'all hate this. To me, I don't think either of that - it's actually a cute song! It's beautiful of the guy, he was bullied and now he's standing up to that and performing at Eurovision, king. The song is pretty cute, I'm not rooting for it but it's a nice little song to me, the chorus is what makes it for me.

13. Sweden - Voices (Tusse) - OK so this song is a bop! I like it a lot!! But compared to the songs above it, it PALES, it's not as memorable. But I really really like the song, it's beautiful yet boppy. I would actually listen to this quite a bit now that I think about it...

12. Azerbaijan - Mata Hari (Efendi) - OK girls, this actually grew on me! At first I was like "oh gurl not this eastern folk shtick again", but like... it's a good song. Again, not a big fan of the first 2 breakdowns, BUT!! The rest is absolutely great, that LAST breakdown is just splendid. Plus the girl has confidence and power, and I love that. THOUGH I'll say this, I'm not necessarily rooting for her, idk why. But the song has grown on me a lot a lot.

11. Ukraine - Shum (Go_A) - LOL this is so iconic and kind of epic really. Mix rave with some eastern european folk music. The vocals remind me a LOT of Bulgarian folk music, so it's interesting to me. At first I was like HUH, but the more I listen, the more I vibe... Like this song is kind of genius? Also fun fact - "shum" means "noise" in bulgaria, and I'm sure it means the same in ukrainian lol. The song's kinda noise but... good noise!

10. Moldova - Sugar (Natalia Gordienko) - LMAO this HEAUX... Another guilty pleasure. I... grew to love this? Like at first, I saw the gifs on Al*B*n*co's profile and I was like EW, so this is where that's from... but this is like... such a messy bop?! Like oh my god... And her SF performance was so memeable too sksksks... "EUROPEEEEEEEEeEE!!!111!", and the belting part LOL.

9. San Marino - Adrenalina (Senhit feat. Flo Rida) - LOL this song is SO Eurovision. But I love it, it's a bop! It's fun, it's celebratory, it's what Fuego from 2018 should've sounded like (Fuego stans SEETHE). And of course she had to snatch the king of has-beens Flo Rida here. Love that for her, queenie!

8. Finland - Dark Side (Blind Channel) - YES, give. me. Linkin Park. This song is so fun and rocky and edgy, songs like this are either a hit or a miss, but this one is a HIT! These men are fun and cool, and I think the message is good too, so really kudos to them. LMAO tho @ talking about "putting up middle fingers" on Eurovision, idk if they want THAT babes...

7. Russia - Russian Woman (Manizha) - This girl is some BDE, some QUEEN energy over here. I love this, it's so fucking quirky, it's powerful, it makes an impression. I wasn't sure at first but I love this one a lot now. The message is powerful, and I just love the russian language (although the ppl are wacky LOL). Come on, Рашн Wуман! xx

6. Lithuania - Discoteque (The Roop) - Okay Lithuania, one of my fave European countries in general... At first I DID cringe at this song but like... The way this grew on me, it's such a bop ugh. Like I get my life to this, I do, and their gimmicks ARE working! Also that breakdown is giving me MADONNA, while the verses are giving Justin Timberlake. I have to stan, I love both those artists' music. (also there's no way that lead vocalist ain't gay, GIRLS c'mon now..)

5. Bulgaria - Growing Up Is Getting Old (VICTORIA) - Honestly... I dragged this bitch at the beginning. I heard Tears Getting Sober, and I said "EW WHAT IS THIS, IM EMBARRASSED, BILLIE EILISH COPY!". Then this came out, I thought the same and sighed. But as I've been getting into Eurovision... this has been growing on me more and more and more... It's such a nice melodic song, and the message IS good, and she actually puts in emotion in her vocals, she is good... And of course I'll support BULGARIA, I have to!! Българи юнаци!! #TEAMBULGARIANS

4. Belgium - The Wrong Place (Hooverphonic) - Whew... This one gives me chills even listening it for the 8th time. This song is PURE psychopathy - it's dark, it's eerie, it's interesting, it's unique. I fucking love it. THIS is how you do a crazy ass psycho vengeful song *glares at a certain new overrated popgirl*. It obviously ain't a "winner" bc it's Eurovision, but damn... Beautiful vocals and harmonies, beautiful chord progression and instrumentation... Just yes. Don't you ever dare to wear MY JOHNNY CASH T-SHIRT!!!!!

3. Malta - Je Me Casse (Destiny) - This is the type of shit I love, GIVE me a sassy thick queen preaching the gospel of womanhood. FUCK MEN! And of course it has to be a bop infused with some 50's sounds, which I dig a lot. This is also a winner contender so OF COURSE I'll be rooting and cheering the fuck out of this... (also in terms of "energy", it gives me Netta - Toy teas, and I LOVED that one, in my top 2 back in 2018 and it won. xoxo)

2. Greece - Last Dance (Stefania) - QUEEN, QUEEN, QUEEN!! The way I love this song the more I listen to it, WHEWWWW. Honestly maybe I should put this above Israel but IDK it's a difficult choice, let's say they are tied. I love this song to death, GIVE me Dua on the chorus, give me BEAUTIFUL bop! But yeah, I love this girl's vocals, and she's SO so beautiful. And this song is so perfect, if this were to win, it'd be a PERFECT eurovision winner, but sadly I'll have to prepare myself for it not to (according to sources!). But I love my greek neighbours, I really do...

1. Israel - Set Me Free (Eden Alene) - Q U E E N. I do not care if ANY of you bitches think this is "basic", or this is "not all that".. I DON'T CARE. I got familiar with the Eurovision songs like 5-6 days ago, and this one was one the first I heard, and I INSTANTLY fell in love!! Makes me BOP, makes me appreciate a beautiful girl, some COOL lyrics, and the moment of the song... THAT high note! Give me Mariah bitch. Give this queen the RESPECT she deserves.

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I'm rooting for every song between 1-9, but I do kinda stan 10, 11 and even maybe 12...

Tagging people that I know are into this Eurovision:

J2999
BarbraStreisand
sihz
Darbe
Admir
connorthomson
varlto
David2560
hellocat
LiukBB
gabrieltrezza
@improbablymissingothers

Comments

26. Portugal

i see this and i plus

good list overall honestly
Sent by J2999,May 21, 2021
not france/italy low

gl tomorrow girl lol

also vote me here thanks <33
https://tengaged.com/group/10112-tengaged-drag-race-9/poll/tgdr9ep04-151976
Sent by ILoveSleep,May 21, 2021
ILoveSleep they're not going to win, and I'll make sure of that.
Sent by RedFabFoxy,May 21, 2021
we love to see Israel at #1
Sent by Yawnha,May 21, 2021
4. Belgium

+15
Sent by Darbe,May 21, 2021
BELGIUM TASTE REDDY
Sent by BarbraStreisand,May 21, 2021
there are some choices here.
Sent by varlto,May 22, 2021

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