Apology Letter to Malakal, Airai and islandsurvivor (Bob)
Hello everybody involved with the fourth official season of Bob's Survivor group game. During the course of the third immunity challenge, mistakes were made by myself and ConnorB in which we created multis to help us win the challenge over Airai. Tengaged Moderation caught the attempt and punished us quickly and effectively. With both of our exits guaranteed I have nothing left to gain from this action. I'm not going to sit here and make excuses for my actions for three reasons: 1) No one will believe them. 2) Nobody cares about them because it's still cheating. and 3) It isn't worth lying about it to myself or you guys.
So here I stand before you on top of a pile of shame and despair with nothing left. My integrity and hero status are officially gone and I have nothing left to stand on in this site. All I can do now is say that I'm sorry and hope that you guys can forgive me.
To Malakal: I'm sorry for my moment of weakness and probably have effectively sealed your fates in the game. If you guys don't want to be friends anymore I understand and will not hold it against you.
To Airai: It was a cheap and dirty move that I tried to pull, and most of you will probably never let me live it down. Go right ahead because I deserve your mocking and scorn. Good luck in the game and your future endeavors.
To Bob: I've taken your game and made a mockery of the rules you've tried very hard to enforce. You're trying to rebound from a lackluster original fourth season and I've probably made that even harder to do. If you don't want me to compete in any future seasons, or help you with the wiki that is fine as well. It would be a fitting punishment for my actions, also if you would like I will leave the Solidarity frat if you and Spicoli so wish. Just say the word and I'll make it happen. If you also would like to stop being friends, then I'll understand because I've probably just pissed all over and ruined one of my best friendships on this site. Good luck with your future games, and seasons.
In conclusion, I'm Sorry guys and I hope you'll forgive me. If not it's okay I screwed up and have to live with my actions. Who am I kidding? You guys probably won't forgive me anyway, but I have to find out right?
Regards,
Anthony Vaughan Prachniak aka "Praknasty" aka "The Nasty One" aka "One Big Jabroni/Candy Ass"
Thanks for manning up and admitting it. I accept your apology, no need to hold your head in shame. I just hope you learned that cheating won't get you anywhere.
*throws tomato*