this 36 year old dude messaged me saying "I am jerking off in the bathroom while my family is on the other side of the door". So me, a pervert, am like "That's hot you should ask your dad to join you" and then he replied "No not like that, my wife and kids" and then I was like "Oh that's way less exciting" and told him that he was only 36 and still had time to leave his wife and live his best life. He said no because he isn't gay he just likes dick sometimes and then I just stopped replying.
