So I go in for an interview for an accounting role with hope of being able to regularly pound some accounting pussy for a living. But to my surprise, I was greeted by the HR rep who told me that the other position I had applied for at that same location was wanting to interview me as well so they'd thought to join in.
Cue my erection.
I enter fully erect and ready to answer every question, curve ball and bs situational they had for me. Not to undersell my performance, but I proceed to fuck, suck, and grope my way through that tag team interview. It was what I assume to be a regular day at work for youndandreckless. They told me that they'd get back to me in a week.