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I wish I was South African and here's why

May 16, 2018 by Philip13
1) The hills and fields of South Africa look like Scottish grasslands that stretch for miles.

2) It's warm all year around, which would be a relief compared to living in Canada.

3) The average penis size for men in South Africa is longer than in any other country in the world.

4) The many cultures that thrive in South Africa give the nation a multi-lingual, poly-glutinous charm.

5) Lesotho and Eswatini sound like mythical creatures.

BONUS: Shannon Elizabeth lives there. Also, ELEPHANTS!

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3) The average penis size for men in South Africa is longer than in any other country in the world.
Sent by s73100,May 16, 2018
It's also one of the most dangerous places to drive Philip13!  Carjacking are far too common in South Africa so chances are you might have to travel without a car.  The only countries in the world that are worse to drive in are Iraq, Libya, and Afghanistan.
Sent by Icarus_Mark,May 17, 2018

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