Countries: #CASTING
Usa
Canada
Belize
Guatemala
Honduras
El Salvador
Nicaragua
Costa Rica
Panama
Colombia
Cuba
Ecuador
Brazil
Dominican Republic
Haiti
Jamaica
Bahamas
Puerto rico
Falkland Islands
St Lucia
Dominica
Barbados
St Kitts and Nevis
Grenada
2113
USA: El Salvador, It’s been 10 years, Where’s my money
El Salvador: Here it is
USA: I gave you $3,000,000 but you only gave me $4,500
El Salvador: Please, two more years and I’ll fully pay you
USA: You Know, I would but-
*USA nukes El Salvador*
USA: You will give me all your land El Salvador
El Salvador: OK, but please look after my country
USA: Goodbye El Salvador now FREEDOM FOUNDATION PLEASE CAN LEADERS FROM YOUR COUNTRIES COME TO WASHINGTON IMMEDIATELY.
Peru: OK
Canada: yep
Nicaragua: Coming
Belize: Here
Colombia: Arrived
USA: Everyone’s here
Peru: So what are we going to talk about
USA: The Scottish Empire,OSA and The Confederation of the United are getting stronger by the day
Belize: So?
Colombia: Where’s the problem?
USA: Well we need to be really the strongest alliance and how do we do that
Alliance members:...
USA: ALLIES
Canada: Yeah totally
USA: Colom and Bel, you do the islands, I’ll do Ecuador and Costa Rica and Canada, you do Honduras.
2115
Grenada: I’m going down
St Kitts and Nevis: WHAT NO
Dominica: You founded the alliance
Grenada: St KItts, look after the alliance
Barbados: You can’t go
Grenada: Sorry
Bahamas: I’ll look after your country
Grenada: Goodbye
*Grenada goes underwater*
St Kitts and Nevis: Just like that our leader is gone
2116
Costa Rica: Um USA, why should I join your alliance when I could join a stronger one
USA: Because you want to live don’t you
Costa Rica: Yes but I’ll only join if Brazil comes back, you kicked him out for no reason
USA: I cant Canada will be angry
Costa Rica: Sorry I will not join
USA: You’re lucky i’m not nuking you right now
Colombia: St Lucia,it must be really uneventful not being in an alliance and being casted a shadow on, Join the freedom foundation
St Lucia- Colombia, I have been alive for 149 years,2 months,18 days,1,308,024 hours,78,481,440minutes and 4,708,886,400 seconds. The countries sea level is rising and I will sink in 17 years my president is said to die in 4 years and my population is falling due to a disease caused by a type of mosquito. I am fine with living a boring life now goodbye.
Colombia: Wow..just wow
Belize: hello Puerto Rico
Puerto Rico: Bye
Belize: OK
Canada: Honduras,who do you trust the most
Honduras: Guatemala
Canada: Oh I thought Nicaragua was
Honduras: A close second
Canada: oh well join the TFF NOW!
Honduras: um COTU i’m joining
Canada: Crap
2117
USA:Ecuador
Ecuador: it’s my 308th birthday today,what should i wear
USA: The blue one,anyway as a birthday present you have an invitation to the Freedom Foundation
Ecuador: when does it expire
USA: well you have until your 310th birthday until it expires
Ecuador: I’ll think about it
*back at the white house*
USA: Great we got zero countries we have St Lucia complaining about how she will sink, Costa rica wants Brazil back in the alliance and Ecuador is BLOODY SELFISH PIG FOR NOT ACCEPTING MY GIFT
Ecuador: Now I’m definitely not joining
Peru: What do we do, the mexicans want the land back and Brazil is fighting my army
Canada: this ends now
*over at Peru and Brazil’s borders*
Brazil: Get ready troops,time to avenge Bolivia
Peru: Now!
Brazil: What???
*USA and Canada drop bombs on Brazil*
The War of Brasilia 2117-2119
USA: This is the end Brazil,no more chances
Canada: no more luck
Peru: I think it’s time to end Brazil
Colombia: Let’s do this
*They get to Brazil’s Capital*
Brazil: Fine I surrender
Treaty of Brasilia 2119
*USA will get all of Brazil’s land*
*Brazil will pay for repairs
Signed by
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