Countries: #CASTING
Usa
Canada
Belize
Guatemala
Honduras
El Salvador
Nicaragua
Costa Rica
Panama
Colombia
Venezuela
Guyana
Cuba
Ecuador
Peru
Brazil
French Guiana
Suriname
Bolivia
Trinidad and Tobago
Dominican Republic
Haiti
Jamaica
Bahamas
Puerto rica
Uruguay
Chile
Falkland Islands
Argentina
Paraguay
St Vincent and Grenadines
St Lucia
Dominica
Barbados
St Kitts and Nevis
Antigua and Barbuda
Greneda
St Kitts and Nevis: I'm worried about that Chilean Empire
Antigua and Barbuda: Oh don't be daft Kitts, we're quite safe being in the ocean
Dominica: Well we basically have the same chance as everyone else because the can send nuclear--
Antigua and Barbuda: that's enough Dominica we don't want to scare St Kitts now
Bolivia: Shame we can't attack anyone on the freedom foundation boss
Chile: Well we can, follow my lead
Bolivia: But you're not a dog
Chile: You know what I mean Bolivia
Bolivia: Um, no I don't
Chile: Ugh, I'll do something then you copy on Paraguay
Peru: USA, If Chile does attack me will you help?
USA: Of Course, well Canada can it's bloody hard trying to keep these Mexican rebels in order
Canada: Yeah I'll help
Chile: OK so I'll bomb Peru and then I'll send my troops to Peru's capital
Peru: Um, Canada
Canada: Yeah
Peru: Who's throwing bombs at me
Canada: Um it's quite hard to see
Brazil: IT'S CHILE
Chile: Rats
Peru: Chile, what about our deal
Chile: um, What deal?
Canada: Nice try, get em
Brazil: OK
Peru: NO I'll do it
Canada: But
Peru: But nothing, I can do it
The war of Chile and Peru
Chile: Hah this'll be easy
Peru: Really
Chile: Huh, how are you so good
Peru: The support of Canada's troops
Chile: You're going to my capital, FINE ONE STEP CLOSER I'LL SEND A NUKE HEADING THE WAY OF OTTAWA
Canada: Wait what
Peru: Fine, but only if you promise to not go to war for 40 years
Chile: Fine
THE TREATY OF CHILE AND PERU
*Peru and Chile will get to keep their land
*Chile won't fight for 40 years: Expires in 2058
SIGNED BY: CHILE AND PERU
Bolivia: So you want me to send bombs to Paraguay,get found out, go to war, lose and not go to war for 40 years
Chile: OH GO INTO A PILE OF COW DUNG
Bolivia: Um, Okay
Paraguay: you were going to bomb me
Bolivia: Well that's what Chile said, I mean I really should Nuke you but then again I hate war.
Paraguay: Canada
Canada: Already sending my troops to Bolivia's country
Bolivia: I SURRENDER
Canada: Quickest war in history
So, thoughts on episode three
and any suggestions on episode 4
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Comments
make Canada fight Mexico
make Cuba and Haiti start an alliance! The, have Haiti attack Canada
make Cuba and Haiti start an alliance! The, have Haiti attack Canada