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WRITE A POP DIVA

Dec 6, 2023 by Pavaneli
In the comments and I will ask for a powerful A.I. to roast her

Britney Spears - chad123
Britney Spears, the pioneer of lip-syncing survival. If miming were an Olympic sport, she'd have more gold medals than actual notes in her songs. 🎤🥇 #PlaybackPrincess

Cher - Yandereboy12
Cher's age is like a fine wine – expensive and only appreciated by a select few. If her career was a countdown, we must be in the final seconds of the last minute. ⏳🕰️ #CherChronicles

Lovely Peaches - xBostonx
Lovely Peaches, the internet sensation. More like the poster child for why parents should monitor their kids' online activity. 🚨👶 #ParentalGuidanceRequired

Lola Indigo - BrianGonzalez
Lola Indigo, the self-proclaimed diva of the dance floor. If dance moves were currency, she'd be bankrupt. 💃💸 #LolaIndigoShimmy

Camila Cabello - TGDeuxMoi
Camila Cabello, the pop sensation with a voice that could wake up the dead – or at least put them back to sleep. 🎤💤 #CabelloCacophony

Taylor Swift - chad123
Ah, the ever-relevant Taylor Swift, singing about breakups and heartaches like it's the only thing that exists. Truly groundbreaking. 🎶 #SoOriginal

Janet Jackson - Absol
Janet Jackson, the perennial shadow to her brother's moonwalk. If Michael's fame were a coat, she'd be the perpetually unnoticed lint clinging to it. 🌘🧥 #JanetInTheShadows

Amy Winehouse - Marilila
Amy Winehouse, the only artist whose hair had more volume than her discography. If rehab was a genre, she'd have a Grammy for it. 🏆🍸 #AmyAwards

Madonna - Tester
Madonna, the ageless wonder. If she collected wrinkles like she collects awards, she'd be a walking topography map. Rumor has it her skincare routine involves bathing in the tears of younger pop stars. 👵🏼🛁 #MadonnaMysteries

Comments

Cher
Sent by Yandereboy12,Dec 6, 2023
Lovely Peaches
Sent by xBostonx,Dec 6, 2023
Lola indigo
Sent by BrianGonzalez,Dec 6, 2023
Camila Cabello
Sent by TGDeuxMoi,Dec 6, 2023
Taylor Swift
Sent by chad123,Dec 6, 2023
Janet Jackson
Sent by Absol,Dec 6, 2023
Britney Spears
Sent by chad123,Dec 6, 2023
Amy Winehouse
Sent by Marilila,Dec 6, 2023
Madonna
Sent by Tester,Dec 6, 2023

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