I WENT TO THE LOCAL MARKET DOWN THE ROAD (and by local market its a small gas station wit no gas pumps) AND BOUGHT A FUCKING FOUR LOKO FOR 2.69. OKAY? COOL. HE ASKED FOR MY ID AND WAS LIKE 'you look like youre about to fall asleep' and i said 'nah ill be up a few more hours. i need to at least'. FUCK YEAH IM TIRED. I HAVENT HAD A DAY OFF IN 6 WEEKS. SO I GIVE HIM MY ID AND HE IS LIKE 'it'll be $3.01 man" SO I GIVE HIM MY CARD AND HE RUNS It AND IM LIKE 'have a good night' AND HES LIKE 'you too.' WELL GUESS WHAT? I JUST SIGNED ONTO MY MOTHERFUCKING BANKING APP AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER CHARGED MY CARD $3.21. UMMMM... NO? I WAS TOLD BY YOUR UGLY LOOKIN ASS IT WAS GONNA BE $3.01... NOW MY CARD IS CHARGED AN EXTRA 20 CENTS?! OH FUCK NO. I WANNA GO BACK UP THERE AND SHOVE THAT FOUR LOKO (that i didnt even get to drink) UP HIS UGLY ASS.