"Actually, no, that's not the truth, Ellen. You were invited. No, last time I was on the show last year you gave me a bunch of shit about not inviting you, but I didn't even know you wanted to be invited."
"Well who doesn't want to be invited to a party?"
"Well I didn't even know you liked me."
"Of course I like you! You knew I liked you. You've been on the show many times, and don't I show like?"
"Thank you. But I did invite you and you didn't come."
"This time you invited me?"
"Yeah."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah."
"How do you know? I don't think so."
"Ask everybody."
*collective groan from the audience members followed by laughter*