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"How was the party? I wasn't invited"

Jan 7, 2020 by Patrick319
"Actually, no, that's not the truth, Ellen. You were invited. No, last time I was on the show last year you gave me a bunch of shit about not inviting you, but I didn't even know you wanted to be invited."

"Well who doesn't want to be invited to a party?"

"Well I didn't even know you liked me."

"Of course I like you! You knew I liked you. You've been on the show many times, and don't I show like?"

"Thank you. But I did invite you and you didn't come."

"This time you invited me?"

"Yeah."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah."

"How do you know? I don't think so."

"Ask everybody."

*collective groan from the audience members followed by laughter*

"Ask Jonathan, your producer."

"I was invited? Why didn't I go?"

"I don't know."

"You were out of town."

"Oh, yeah, I had that thing."

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