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Big Brother and online Hunger games.

Date Night

2ndApr 2, 2022 by Otaq
supitsmark welcome to my krisstory,

No matter how hard I tryphena to not, ILoveLarry. It's true. Ever since the day I asked him, "Where are you from?" and he responded, "I'm HawaiianBruh." I responded, "This isn't a TrickDaddy6, is it?" He chuckled and replied, "I'm a as real as my PaulaDeen cookbook, baby."

It didn't take long and we were traveling all over, eating salmaan, and he asked me to be his boyfriend. The PureEssence of our relationship was impeccable. I believed we'd grow bamold1999 together, have children, and never have to worry about divorce or dealing with being left with NoChildSupport.

But the story took a dark turn when one dark, drunken night we ran into a SmoothStalker12 in a dark alleyway. I knew this was nothingbutrouble. The hooded creep asked us if we were one of those nasty yoko_homo's. It was clear we were in Danger.

" ThyArtIsGrin," my man said to the stalker, right before handing him a Lime flavored LaCroix. He was a MastaManipulator_11 and we were able to throw an AmazingBrick at the man before sprinting away. A few moments later I realized that I had dropped my jock_strap in the alleyway and I told my babiicakes that I could not live without my heavenlee underwear. In utter shock, he told me thnksfrthmmrs, left me a slice of our leftover hamburgerbunzz from dinner, and magically floated into the night sky, disappearing into the iigalaxyii. A phenomanimal guy, I smirked, and folded the buns to make a titoburitto and finished my dinner while waiting on a taxi to drive by in the HeavyRain.

he may be gone forever, but I will always love him.

the end.

Comments

This was beautiful
Sent by cheritaisdelicious,Apr 2, 2022
Good feature
Sent by KrisStory,Apr 2, 2022
Nice!
Sent by VanitySmurf,Apr 2, 2022
could've have done it any better 😘 no matter how hard I tryphena
Sent by Tryphena,Apr 2, 2022
💖💖💖
Sent by Jock_Strap,Apr 2, 2022
You really couldn’t have added a “love him fromawindow” at the end? Jeez at least put some effort into this
Sent by FromAWindow,Apr 3, 2022
fromawindow you were to appear in the sequel ):
Sent by Otaq,Apr 3, 2022
This is amazing Otaq
Sent by NoChildSupport,Apr 3, 2022
Genius!!! This made me happy
Sent by PrincessTeePee,Apr 3, 2022
lmao you've been nothing but harassing me lately but this was so good
Sent by nothingbutrouble,Apr 3, 2022
is this fucking play about us
Sent by ILoveLarry,Apr 3, 2022
Bimini
Sent by biminibonboulash,Apr 3, 2022
This was so good
Sent by Dempsey,Apr 3, 2022
That was amazing
Sent by BigMamaT,Apr 3, 2022
I feel like you could have said "woe is me " at least twice here 😪
Sent by woeisme,Apr 3, 2022
woeisme the original of this had about 20 more names but I had to cut it down for the @‘s to work
Sent by Otaq,Apr 3, 2022

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