who was vehemently describing the premise of the new Jumanji movie last night to his wife and their two friends (another couple.) Afterwards, his wife started talking about how much she loved “my boy Pete Buttigieg” and how he was such an amazing candidate. Everyone at the table agreed, then she started complaining about the twitter backlash against him. Then her Jumanji loving husband, in the most hushed of tones, declared it was all due to “these Russian bots.” Everyone tacitly agreed. Then they stated complaining about their friend or relative who hated Buttigieg and the other couple were all “who does he support, Sanders?” They answered “Warren” and then the couple was like “so basically Sanders.”