13thJan 14, 2018
As some of you may remember, i used to be really good friends with brendan ever since noob days and he hasn't been around much. That is because he is now married. Married to Donald Trump. Yes in fact brenla has never been a HE. "He" has always been a Melania. He used to claim to be a 20 year old guy but in fact he is actually a 47 year old woman married to a Cheese Cheeto. He/She has 5 kids and would always try to set me up with Eric despite him being a bit older than me.
It's been difficult to keep this a secret but now he/she has had to leave due to more important issues like helping her husband run the country i feel i can finally let this secret out. Sorry to all that have been lied to.
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@All the gals he/she talked to
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