Ok so find your birthday Month, number, your eye color and your shirt color to find out what you will be doing.
Birthday Month
January-Cooking the turkey
February-Making the stuffing
March-Mashing the potatoes
April-Making the gravy
May-Cooking the sweet potatoes
June-Serving the liquor
July-Cooking string beans
August-Baking the pumpkin pie
September-Making cranberry sauce
October-Baking the rolls
November-Baking the apple pie
December-Cooking the squash
Your eye color
Blue-Smelly underwear
Brown-toe clippings
Black-snot Boogers
Green-Pubic hair
Hazel-Earwax
Your shirt color
Red-in the back ally
Blue-in a jail cell
Green-on top of the statue of Liberty
Yellow-in a bar
Black-in the dog cage
White-in a airplane
Other-in a stripers bed
No shirt-in Randomize's bed
Comments
Baking the rolls with Etienne's pubic hair in a stripers bed (maroon shirt)
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